The Yeet Chronicles

[Yeet]

Many, some, few, or probably none of you are wondering what "Yeet" means. For those of you who care, it's just a word I made up 5 years ago, intended as a kind of cheer or gloat, kind of like "fuck yeah!" As the years went by I adopted it for everything because using it as a cheer for those 2 days 5 years ago sounded lame. So yeah, here I am.

I also got a 2003 Mitsubishi Galant today. With only 13k miles on it, smooth turning and enough trunk space to fit 3 dead bodies, it's the best investment I ever made. Funny thing is, I went to 2 dealers today, one Hertz and then Mitsubishi. Th Hertz guy asked me what I was looking for, so I told him the Galant. He laughed in my face and pretty much told me they sucked, despite the fact that they sold out of them. So after I bought the Galant I drove back in front of Hertz and waved to the guy. Bitch. He wasn't too pleased. I didn't like him either. He kept telling me to go for power because that's what young people like. Then I'm like oh yeah, sure, power is great becau- oh wait, no it isn't, I don't care.

[Yeet]

My school starts tomorrow, I need to transfer license plates over from my old car, and I need to call my bank for my credit card and set up all sorts of shit. Seems like I'm doing more and more "grown up" crap every week.
I found a pile of awesome music though off Limewire. Mainly power metal bands like Dragonforce, Stratovarius, Thunderstone and Kamelot. All of those have some sort of Scandinavian in them, so I have an increased respect for those countries. Being a drummer, I pay attention to that. All Scandinavian drummers are like gentically modified. The drummer for Dimmu Borgir is insane. When he double-basses (2 bass drum pedals) he goes 800 hits per minute, making him the world's fastest.
I'm hoping to be bonded soon. I've been here for 2 years now and haven't found anyone yet. For the few who read this, no it's not supposed to be some big ass hint that says BOND ME (even though that's pretty much what I posted earlier). I'm just saying exactly what I'm thinking.

[Yeet]

My social security number is either not in the database or doesn't exist. Dammit bank, listen to reason when I SHOWED YOU MY SSN CARD. Other than that nothing appears to be wrong. I am starting to like techno music, the German in me is coming out. Also, I made my first Counterstrike movie using Sony Vegas 5.0. If I daresay so myself, it's pretty leet. If anyone ever needs a CS movie done, talk to me :D.
After seeing "Hellboy" on tv I can safely say it's one of the worst movies I've ever seen, next to "Mannos: The Hands of Fate" and "MK Annihilation." I still love the Mortal Kombat series, and I'll be first in line to watch the 3rd movie they're making, which hopefully WON'T BE AS SHITTY AS THE LAST ONE. Rumors are Ray Park is looking into it ;) . Good shit.

[Yeet]

Even though I've mentioned this on the forums, "Satan's Cheerleaders" was one of the worst movies I've ever seen, including "Blood Gnomes." For those of you who don't know what Blood Gnomes is, please, let explain, and then you can throw up later. First off let me say the main character also co-wrote the script and made ALL of the "props," which, needless to say, were complete shit.

Anyways, there are these invisible "gnomes" who attack people ONLY during sex and ONLY if they start bleeding during sexual acts. The whole movie is spent trying to stop the gnomes from growing and breeding. That's it, case closed and time wasted.

On a side note, I was walking down the stairs at my college and slipped and fell roughly 7 steps, in front of like 5 people. WHERE WERE YOU SATHOS???
Just kidding, shit happens, but especially to me. :D

[Yeet]

Yarr, its 12:00am, I have to get up in 7 hours. I also still have to do some homework. If I actually did video editing/rendering as a career, I'd be the happiest kid in the world. I love doing this shit, and doing it everyday for the rest of my life would be awesome.

There's this hot chick in my English class, I haven't met anyone as appealing to me in a long time. She's beautiful, but in a cute way, doesn't dress slutty, and just has a raw beauty about her, one that makeup would only spoil. My guesses are she already has a boyfriend but I have no way of finding out for sure, I mean I barely know her name.

I like being alone. I'm not a hermit and I don't try to deliberately get out of things, it's just that all of my friends are in different colleges, and I really don't want to go through the process of making new friends. My six close friends that I have now are friends I intend to keep for the rest of my life. It took me all 4 years of high school to really trust these people, it was kind of like a screening process. But yeah, I'm happy now.

Wow, so much for a short post.

[Yeet]

I'm debating whether or not to change my avatar. If I do I'll have to go through all that sizing crap again. AGAIN. In other news, I'm starting to look more deeply into Photoshop, Premiere Pro, and After Effects. I downloaded Premiere Pro 1.5 off LimeWire today because I didn't want to pay 700 FUCKING DOLLARS FOR IT. Literally, 700 dollars for that program. After Effects is over 200, and the TrapCode Suite is 400 total. Ty, I think I'll get all that for free.

I think I failed a chemistry test, but did fairly well on a statistics test. I actually played a game today instead of cocking around with editing programs. I tihnk I'm gonna get World of WarCraft for my birthday, w00t. I also want a dog, but I want to foster one first to see if I can handle it. Today, my brother said "Rawr!" to me, so I said "WinRawr?" And he just kind looked at me. I laughed uncontrollably after that. Gfg.

[Yeet]

Yarr, it's Thursday, meaning my last day before my weekend starts. Correct, I have Fridays off. Unfortunately, my last class which I'm leaving for in 30 minutes is English. So damn boring with my teacher.

I played my drumset for the first time in a couple of months, and it felt so damn good. I'm not frustrated or depressed or anything, but it feels damn good when you can pound the shit out of the drumheads. I downloaded a few Coheed and Cambria songs, I only found 1 that I liked. I'm sorry, but they sound way too whiny for me. I talked to the kid who made the world's best Counterstrike video again. He told me he got money from a clan, 2 interviews and was flown to Germany to be on TV. That's insane.

I think I'm the only kid I know my age who doesn't like beer or alchohol. It just tastes like crap to me. I mean, I can drink some if I really feel like it, but the most I've ever drunk was half a bottle over 2 hours time. My alchohol tolerance is so low, I was dizzy as hell after 2 bottles of Mike's Hard Lemonade, which has like .5% alchohol.

Me and my friends decided to start our own pirate ship. Since my real name is Phil, my pirate name is "Captain Bloody Philip the Executioner," and my first mate is "Scurvy Williams" and then we got "Quartermaster Cecil." Our ship is called "The Holy Thunder Raider of the West" or "Thunder Raider" for short :D

[Yeet]

I have to get up in 6 hours. I just don't like going to sleep, except after waking up in the morning. Unless I'm really fucking tired I don't see a point to sleep except to waste the time you have. I can go on like 3.5-4 hours of sleep a night, so it doesn't bother me that much.

Filming of the Mortal Kombat 3 movie will begin in May. Score. They're ignoring the events of the second movie, which is a good thing.

I think I'll find a girlfriend eventually, but as for now I go under the "loser" category. I'm spending 5-6 hours a day fiddling with video editing and Photoshop crap. I'm painfully shy around women, and shy in general around everybody. I don't want to get involved with most people because most people want to drag me to parties and get smashed and smoke all sorts of wacky shit. I even had a couple of girls tell me I'm cute, and I replied with "Yeah, you think so? That's interest--No."

[Yeet]

I'm not sure but I think I'm on the verge of breaking 2 pages. I've been at Purdue since Thursday, so I can't post really well because the internet here is laggy for me, since I'm on a wireless network. Anyways, everyone is at some bar or 2 and I'm here because I'm not 21.

The keyboard I'm using has a stuck backspace key, so it sticks whenever I try to delete something, and it's taken me almost 10 minutes just to write this. My birthday's next week, w00t. I have no idea what I want. Give me ideas :D

[Yeet]

I turn 19 in exactly 2 hours from now, win for me. I'm almost done with my 2 liter of Lemon Lime that I started 45 minutes ago. That=bad for me. Today I haxored another editing program called Combustion 3. They wanted A THOUSAND DOLLARS for it. But, I have LimeWire. Owned.

I do not know what I want for my birthday. Contrary to my earlier decision I've decided NOT to get World of WarCraft, but hey I have to pay the monthly bill and right now I have no source of income. I saw Boondock Saints for the first time today, God I missed out on that. I think it's already one of my favorite movies ever.

[Yeet]

Wow, interesting day today. Forgot to do a take home quiz, came home, drank 8 cans of Dr. Pepper in under an hour, and sat here for the rest of the night.

Also, something very confusing happened. One of our new members had the same avatar that Sathos had so I thought she changed her name. I was like wtf and spammed Maya (the new user) with messages, cause I thought she changed her name. Then I looked at the join date and realized, hey, I'm a moron.

[Yeet]

I'm bored as hell so I'm updating.

I called some kid a spastic colon today. It was funny as hell but I don't think that counts as an insult. Also, I downloaded a program called Maya 6.5. It's an industry standard 3d modeling/animation/effects program, pretty much does whatever. I'm on a mission to learn it. I want to work for companies like ILM or WetaFX, or EA games.

[Yeet]

Wooooo I'm back from Canada since yesterday. We were supposed to go snowmobiling but the guy up there was retarded or something because there wasn't any snow. So we ended up going to Toronto and the CN Tower and International Academy of Design and Technology, maybe my future school. WIN.

I don't get it. I study for my tests and I still do bad. I've actually failed a class before and I don't intend on starting. It's just weird, I do good on all the homework and stuf but come test time and shit hits the fan. I think I'll watch LOTR and go to sleep.

[Yeet]

Hell, I haven't updated in a long time. Not that anyone cares but the few people who read this. My finals are coming up, and I'm flying to Germany in roughly 3 weeks. Then comes summer, and I want to go to Canada with my buddies. Then I need a job, desparately, to pay for car gas/maintenance. As for school, I really suck at taking tests, I'm not doing good in like 3 classes. I get As on homework then WAM F/D/C on the test. Ghey. I've been trying to study more so I'm finding less time to do other stuff, like go in Chat here. Mostly I just browse around. DAMN YOU EDUCATION.

[Yeet]

Wooo haven't been here in ages. Yeah, so...I still need a summer job, but I applied somewhere today so that might work out. Also if any of you know a visual effects school in the USA or in Ontario, Canada please tell me. So far I only found 1 in Toronto. It's 6:37am right now, shows how messed up my sleep schedule is. Annnd I'm collapsing in 3..2...1..

[Yeet]

Goddammit I thought I had broken two pages, maybe this post will do that. Nothing new, I'm bored as hell, I've been falling asleep at around 5 or 6 am then waking up at 2pm, which is awful. HELP ME. My parents are coming back from Canada today, so I had to clean up everything. Still have to apply for a job and figure out which college I want to transfer to.

[Yeet]

Sweet, I have 2 pages. It's also 4:30 am. I have to get up in 4 hours for a job application. Woo. My younger brother works there right now though and he's made like 3,000 dollars so the pay is good. Let's see...I'm listening to Klaus Badelt right now, and anticipating the 4th Harry Potter movie which they'll probably fuck up, even though the trailer looks promising. Also, my Steam program is broken. That means I can't play Countestrike or make my brother's frag movie. Boo. I've installed Dawn of War, which kicks total ass. I need a girlfriend. School's starting in 2 weeks, I need this semester as a GPA booster. Damn you transcripts. I'm done.

[Yeet]

It's been like 3 months since my last post.

Get Escape by Craig Armstrong.

Nothing new, my bank account is replenishing itself since I got that job. I'm probably going to Columbia University in Chicago next year to complete my video editing education. My older brother graduated from Purdue last year and landed a job making $47,000 a year, which is pretty damn good for starting salary. One of his friends also got a job at Lockheed Martin, he's literally a rocket scientist, making $72,000 a year starting :eek5: .

I've been working on another CS video project, I need another medium to do editing for though. If anyone has a wedding or school video or something you'd like me to do just tell me.

[Yeet]

Oh man it's been a while since I posted here. Most people don't care anyway :D. Well it's 7:35 am, time for class, followed by another class, which is then followed by work for 4 hours. I think I creeped this girl out in one of my classes, yesterday I started to drift and I ended up staring blankly at her for like 4 minutes, she kept looking at me and turning back. I didn't realize it until those 4 minutes later, so she probably thinks I'm stalking her or something. :(.

In other news, I got accepted into Columbia College in Chicago, where I'm gonna go to study Video Editing. I may elaborate further on what that is exactly but I really need to go. I'm out of gas. God dammit.

[Yeet]

Finished and released my CS video. It has 600 views/downloads so far, so I'm very happy. If you wanna watch it you can do a stream without downloading off of http://www.fragstream.com/?module=media_info&media_id=132. Unfortunately you need to register but it's quick and painless. I've gotten 90% positive comments, no negatives, and 10% constructive criticism/"it's alright."

So yeah I'm very pleased, if you play CS I'd check it out. Other than that I'm goin' to Washington DC over break for 5 days. Then open house at Columbia College in Chicago. Sorry for not having anything exciting to read.

Except maybe this: www.jerryc.tw. I posted his CanonRock video earlier, this site shows ALL his videos at much higher quality too. Check him out.

[Yeet]

Holy hell I'm bored and it's 2:40 am here in Chicago. I have a crapload of new power metal such as Altaria and Twilightning :D. Other than that I've just been playing WarCraft 3. And working a shitload, but so far I've averaged around $50 tips per day so that's cool. Other than that...I'm out of community college soon and I might get a Razor phone. Woo.

Ok I'm passing out.

[Yeet]

Must write a persuasive speech on "something" which is due tomorrow. HAHAHA. And I'm actually gonna ask this girl out since I only have like 3 more classes with her. Work keeps me busy as hell since it's sunny nowadays here in Chicago and all the rich want to go golfing. Oh well, more tips for me. I actually got overtime hours last paycheck.

And OH MAN I now have a Motorola RAZR v3 phone. Our family got a new plan so we all got new phones. But I still paid for that myself. Yeah now I'm hungry. As much as I hate McDonalds it's the only thing open right now.

[Yeet]

Pretty bored now that it's summer..I'm actually looking forward to working. But I love my job so that's a good thing. Played more WC3 when I'm not doing anything but also watching shitty horror movies with my friends.

Oh and the kids show LazyTown owns.

Kitty Pryde is hot, I'm going to sleep.

[Yeet]

Two months later and it's time for an update. I'm gonna be living in the city of Chicago next year for school, so I got my roomate assignments recently. Haven't heard anything from the 4th kid yet, but my own roomate is gay and a fashion major and my suitemate is 21 and is engaged. Quite a motley crew we've got here.

My stepbrother is here with his wife and kid..yes, my nephew :D. Feels to weird to be an uncle at 20 years old but it's freakin' sweet. He's only a year and a month old so he can barely walk. But he's learning!

Aside from that nothing exciting is happening really. Going to see Pirates again today. The DJ Tiesto remix of the theme song (He's a Pirate) is amazing.