Vashna
3rd November 2004, 09:13
I wanted to do something different. Originally I planned to make a comic of some sort from this, but frankly I just can’t be bothered to put that much effort in. (Plus as I have mentioned elsewhere I find drawing tedious, and I did not want to just copy something like WoT Now)
The basic premise is in fact centred around events that have happened in the past on Wotism. Many of these events have involved me, but surprisingly enough I rarely started them. However for those who do not remember due to my long absence or are new, I tended to be a little on the deranged side with a shadowspawn food business, turned army, turned gardeners etc. This is the basis for Shadowspawn Enterprises.
The Cast
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Making a glorious return to the boards (unless someone else has been using him) is Biff, the gay myrddraal, who was then turned invisible. Biff enjoys gardening, cooking, long walks on the beach and occasional bouts of bloody slaughter. On second thoughts not so bloody, he does so hate to ruin his new outfits.
Another group of characters returning are the mice. These mice were created in the labs, (or stolen from a mice-hunting loon in the white tower either one) and have the ability to shape shift into beautiful women (needless to say they are all female). Unfortunately like most women in Randland they are actually quite dim. Of course the fact that their brains are literally mice sized may be the cause not their sex.
As a spin off of the mice the one and only male mouse (quite a lucky fellow) also with the ability to shape shift (except into a dude). Known as Mickey (yeah I know lame) he was at first created as a field commander for the mice, brighter and more cunning than the others. Unfortunately it all went wrong and now Mickey has gone bad, and is plotting to take over the mouse cage!!!... Wait I mean Shadowspawn Enterprises then the world!!! Mickey’s forces are made up of five female mice, his… wait for it… Minnies! (yup couldn’t resist).
Alongside the enigmatic Biff (mainly enigmatic because he is invisible) is Hans. Brought up by Biff he is fiercely loyal protecting his mentor at all costs. Unfortunately this has resulted in him, more often than not, running into Biff repeatedly while trying to help. As a gardener and masseuse he is highly skilled, as a trolloc… Well he could be better.
Fortunately for Biff there is a more skilled trolloc waiting around the corner to help. At Shadowspawn Enterprises female trollocs are taught etiquette and well, breeding. Gladys is in charge of the department, and out of the trollocs she is perhaps the scariest. Shockingly her intellect is similar to that of a fade, and she outstrips the other trollocs easily.
This is the cast of Shadowspawn Enterprises, at least in the beginning. As for when you can expect the first edition, soon.
ED
PS: The poll was for after I actually put some story thingies up here, but thats alright, just don't change your minds.
The basic premise is in fact centred around events that have happened in the past on Wotism. Many of these events have involved me, but surprisingly enough I rarely started them. However for those who do not remember due to my long absence or are new, I tended to be a little on the deranged side with a shadowspawn food business, turned army, turned gardeners etc. This is the basis for Shadowspawn Enterprises.
The Cast
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Making a glorious return to the boards (unless someone else has been using him) is Biff, the gay myrddraal, who was then turned invisible. Biff enjoys gardening, cooking, long walks on the beach and occasional bouts of bloody slaughter. On second thoughts not so bloody, he does so hate to ruin his new outfits.
Another group of characters returning are the mice. These mice were created in the labs, (or stolen from a mice-hunting loon in the white tower either one) and have the ability to shape shift into beautiful women (needless to say they are all female). Unfortunately like most women in Randland they are actually quite dim. Of course the fact that their brains are literally mice sized may be the cause not their sex.
As a spin off of the mice the one and only male mouse (quite a lucky fellow) also with the ability to shape shift (except into a dude). Known as Mickey (yeah I know lame) he was at first created as a field commander for the mice, brighter and more cunning than the others. Unfortunately it all went wrong and now Mickey has gone bad, and is plotting to take over the mouse cage!!!... Wait I mean Shadowspawn Enterprises then the world!!! Mickey’s forces are made up of five female mice, his… wait for it… Minnies! (yup couldn’t resist).
Alongside the enigmatic Biff (mainly enigmatic because he is invisible) is Hans. Brought up by Biff he is fiercely loyal protecting his mentor at all costs. Unfortunately this has resulted in him, more often than not, running into Biff repeatedly while trying to help. As a gardener and masseuse he is highly skilled, as a trolloc… Well he could be better.
Fortunately for Biff there is a more skilled trolloc waiting around the corner to help. At Shadowspawn Enterprises female trollocs are taught etiquette and well, breeding. Gladys is in charge of the department, and out of the trollocs she is perhaps the scariest. Shockingly her intellect is similar to that of a fade, and she outstrips the other trollocs easily.
This is the cast of Shadowspawn Enterprises, at least in the beginning. As for when you can expect the first edition, soon.
ED
PS: The poll was for after I actually put some story thingies up here, but thats alright, just don't change your minds.