Simon's Big Gay House

[Simon]

everyone's invited in, feel free to distribute marshmallows

*peers about like a frog for the remains of the spjunto and garnishes*

[Simon]

*starts tunnelling for muffins*


right! HEAVE! HEAVE! 2 3 4 HEAVE!

[Simon]

*surveys the terrain and decides there's a patio needed*

[Simon]

*builds a pond instead*


*adds goldfishes*

[Simon]

*leans on the new bar to stay upright*

[Simon]

right ... that's it, no-ones capable of tunneling over the marshmallows .l. so I'm going with a gay bar .. it's a gay bar

[Simon]

I'm repeating myself I'm up for 24 hours or so and I drank a little

[Simon]

*whooshes some jackdaws off the front lawn while he's putting up the cockatoo rodeo sign*

[Simon]

right so it's a cockatoo rodeo .. all contenders must report to the front bench at noon .. I am gagging for sex .. lol

[Simon]

was playing the piano yesterday .. I want to write music for a living

[Simon]

now I want to be a poet ... who here can help one so forlorn .. I want a kitten, and a bike, and a boyfriend ... or maybe a girlfriend now .. I'm confused, and I'm 23 ... for goodness sake I'm lusty but what direction am I travelling in .. *laughs at self* ... what an arsehole ... I'm not advertising by the way ... hehehehe ... I was awake for most of last night, and I'm supposed to be going on a date with a boy tonight .. should be fun ... haven't been to the cinema in ages .. we had phone sex the other night ... how fun ... I want a kitten ... and a dog .. and one of those cute lil baby chickens that DONT grow up .. just a lil chick ...

[Simon]

*has a ticker tape parade for the day thats in it*

[Simon]

I'm a demon, but there's hope, christ's out but the holy ghost is in?