Haiku

[Hellfire]

Hey! Here's a weird thought,
Post your Haiku's in this thread
It will Pass the time.

[Molimo]

A good idea
Indeed, this thread could work out
or might be empty

[WolfBrother]

What's a Haiku? ;)


Seriously. . . i know it's a poem. . . a japanese style I think. . . but it's been so long since i've done one that i don't remember how

[Jean]

Haiku have 3 lines, and usually 17 syllables. I remember being told that it had to be based on nature, or a moment, but that might have been my teacher's interpretation.

[Sajhe]

Writing is boring
And i spit at your Haikus
You will bleed to death

--My entry at a lesson where we studied Haikus, i was bored and could not come up with annything better.

(i hope it still works as a haiku in english)

[Hellfire]

[[ 17 Syllables. Most Haikus go like this ; First Line : 5 syllables, Second : 7, Third : 5]]

Hipopotimos
Really big in the Water
Hipopotimos

(one of my friends made that up when we were talking about Haikus)

[Molimo]

First line 5 syl'bles
Second, 7 syllables
Third line, 5 again

['Skis]

Japanese Haikus
Are so very short that they
Can't get the point ac--

-Logain

[lan sam]

laugh out loud at you
Logain. You made a funny
point when you said ac--

tousche

[Hellfire]

Mad Magazine is
Where Logain got that quote from.
Never Plagurize. :(

[Terry Courageous]

All about the Game
All about how you play it
Football is a game

[Molimo]

Football's not a game
It is warfare civilized
Hockey is worse though

[Hellfire]

Breaking others necks
Smashing teeth and bashing skulls
The Call of Hockey

[lan sam]

Kendo is my fav.
Smashing people on their head
is always great fun

[Molimo]

Fah, Kendo is weak
That's the one with the swords, right?
Jiu-jitsu's better

Hm, an idea
I'll do three haikus, not one
It's three times the fun!

'Cause haikus are fun
And no-one can say different
Is this the third line?

[lan sam]

I'll smash your head in
with my shinai and also
agree with your thoughts

[lan sam]

this thread will not die
because it's my favorite
whatever it takes

[Hellfire]

Mr. T sayeth
"I pity da foo who don't
Reply to this thread"

[lan sam]

Genius I say
this thread will rise to the top.
1,000,000 posts.

[Molimo]

A millions posts?!
Some hyperbole there, eh?
That's more than AbsNot!

['Skis]

I Can't believe that
someone read my haiku from
the pages of Mad

I guess now I am
exposed for the fraud I am
all lines end with am.

[Hellfire]

Ah, tis a sad thing
Nobody seems to post here
But why? You may ask

Do you people hate,
The writing technique of the
Japaneses people?

Oh! I understand
You guys refuse to post 'cuz
You are all racist :P

[lan sam]

I am not hungry
I just had a feast sort of
Now time to relax.

hehe. I love Haikus.

[Warder Trained]

I will remember
The faded rainbow bannered
Across the gray sky.

[Terry Courageous]

Come and join the clique
VOY A CUMER TUS NINOS
Kill you some wombats

[lan sam]

shhhhh they don't like that
Voy A Cumer Tus Ninos
has no Wotist friends.

['Skis]

if you try to speak
in haikus during the day
you get punched in face

they really annoy
your friends and colleagues, also
they're quite hard to write

[Hellfire]

Not really, if you
Happen to get stuck, just write
LA LA LA LA LA

[Terry Courageous]

I would nail Yuna
Rikku and Lulu as well
Paine can go to hell

[lan sam]

I am so fucking
frustrated with my desktop.
How is it too big?

[Terry Courageous]

These haikus are cool
You can't post just one haiku
Please pass the Lays chips

['Skis]

I think I might quit
my lame job and start writing
haikus all the time

[lan sam]

that sounds quite genius
I wonder if that could work.
You'll be the first one.

Unless, of course some
dude in japan did it a
long, long time ago.

['Skis]

Eh, screw japan, man
what have they done for us, huh?
huh? what's nintendo?

[Beowulf]

Damn Nintendo. Sometimes I wonder what life would have been like if I'd lived my teenage years instead of simulating it all. Oh well, I probably had more fun/stimulation than regular people. (Which is why everything seems so excrutiatingly boring now in contrast.)

['Skis]

*flicks beowulf's ear*
you big silly man, you have
to speak in haiku.

[Beowulf]

trying not to puke
marsha sells jan to a pimp
disease takes control


(http://www.headtraumatreatment.com/bradyhaiku.html)

[Terry Courageous]

No one writes haikus
anymore what went so wrong
that we stopped writing?

[Hellfire]

alas and alack
Writing Haikus has gone the
way of the Dodo.

I sit here and think
Why doesn't anyone like
writing some Haikus?

And then It hit me
Haikus, though a very fun thing,
do tend to get old.

['Skis]

however I do
tend to post one every time
this thread is revived

['Skis]

though however I
have to bump this thread myself
to the forum top

[lan sam]

can't believe it's back
I nearly forgot about
this wonderful thread!

['Skis]

*pose like superman*
and it's all thanks to the work
of the haiku king

[Jason]

Like, whatever man
It's nothing but damn spam
Haiku is a sham.

['Skis]

haikus don't have to
rhyme you moron, also they're
wicked awesome, dork.

[Jason]

whoa, take it easy
no need to get personal
just playing, that's all

[Thecaptain420]

Never Faultering
Standing On A Hill Alone
Standing By Myself

['Skis]

I'm sorry but I
take haikus seriously
..no hard feelings, bud.

[lan sam]

You spelled faltering
wrong, captain. Learn to spell words
right when you Haiku.

[Thorbear]

What is the fun
with writing in Haiku?
I don't get it.

But now I see
it is kind of fun!
me like haiku! :D

[Jason]

My bad. More careful
I should be with sarcasm's
serendipity.

['Skis]

well people, I am back
to revive our fave pastime:
amazing haikus.

[Hellfire]

*pose like superman*
and it's all thanks to the work
of the haiku king



Oh ho? King you say?
Well, I believe this calls for
A HAIKU CHALLENGE

[lan sam]

I wrote a haiku
for my friend for his hist'ry
homework, in 1 min.

['Skis]

Oh ho? King you say?
Well, I believe this calls for
A HAIKU CHALLENGE

Oh, definitely
I'll take any opponent
I'm the haiku king!! :king:

The first person to
use the incorrect number
of syllables: OUT.

[lan sam]

That's a pretty lax
set of rules if you ask me.
How about stricter?

['Skis]

Maybe someone could
judge the haikus based on their
charisma and flair ;)

['Skis]

no-one responded
to the haiku challenge, so
I guess I win. Woo!

[Terry Courageous]

Don't count your chickens
They have yet to be hatched, "bub".
Wolverine rules, ya?

['Skis]

Wolverine, phooey.
Gambit owns, he is the man
flaming cards kick ass.

[lan sam]

The Duct Tape Ninja
puts all those mutant heroes
to a bloody shame

[zzo38]

techer bables on
lik overflwing swer
knolege down the drane

[lan sam]

ummm. That wasn't a haiku. Your second line only had 6 syllables. And you didn't spell anything right either. oh well.
*realizes he's not talking in haiku*
*undefiles sacred thread*

[GWINNA]

ummm. That wasn't a haiku. Your second line only had 6 syllables. And you didn't spell anything right either. oh well.
*realizes he's not talking in haiku*
*undefiles sacred thread*
man from nantucket
he could suck his own penis
or fuck his own ear
:devil:

haikus more fun than
masturbation, fingering
flicking clit. haiku :devil:

[lan sam]

many times I've lied
and many times I've listened
many time I've............crap
-Attempt at Led Zeppelin song lyrics, but alas it wasn't in haiku.

[lan sam]

most posts in the thread,
I am so freaking awesome!
It's good to be king!

['Skis]

If you please, lan sam
check my stunning signature.
I'm the haiku king.

[Allein'd'Ashan]

Like a rotten log
half buried in the ground -
my life, which
has not flowered, comes
to this sad end.

Minamoto Yorimasa
1104-1180

Just felt like posting a samurai-deathpoem :dozey:

[Hellfire]

If you please, lan sam
check my stunning signature.
I'm the haiku king.

Oh please. You? The king?
If you recall, our contest
Had only begun

[lan sam]

Smoke on the water
and fire in the sky-y
bum bum bum BUM BUM!!

[Hellfire]

Is this the real life
is this just fantasy, caught
in a landslide, no......
*Song ends on account of Freddy Mercury dieing THAT-VERY-SECOND. Yes sir-e Bob*

['Skis]

"Pish posh!" says Logain.
"No one will take my crown, kay?"
Then he laughs madly.

[lan sam]

African Herbman
is a song by Bob Marley
it is very good.

['Skis]

Waking up at six
Is not good for someone's health.
Falling asleep while........................................................................................................

[lan sam]

happy and I smile
lets go living in the past
-Jethro Tull is great

[Jason]

Aqualung my friend
an engine that won't slow down
the all-time winner.

[Molimo]

*takes Logain's crown*
Aha, bow to me Logain!
The Haiku Master!

Although... Hm-m-m
This Aqualung sounds fearsome
I shall be wary.

['Skis]

*runs around crownless*
Give that back, lawyer of death!
Or I'll bash you good!

[lan sam]

Ironman is not
as cool as Aqualung is.
ummm GO JETHRO TULL

[Hellfire]

The Crown is Mine Fools!
Now You will be shipped to the
spice Mines of kessel

[lan sam]

Do you hear the pe-
'ple sing? singing the song of
Angry men.............damn't!

['Skis]

Boo! Get off the stage!
You can't end a haiku line
halfway through a word!

[Night_Daughter]

Never before have
I made a poem in here
Praise to thy haiku

['Skis]

Hey hey, night-daughter.
feel your creativity
flowing through your veins?

[Night_Daughter]

Flowing like ice through
the veins of my heart and soul
as both ice and fire

[lan sam]

I jsut tricked a girl
into thinking I wasn't
myself. it was fun

(my accent prononces girl as one syllable)

['Skis]

(Does anyone's accent not pronounce girl as one syllable? Oh wait, the silly americans.)

Happy birthday me.
sixteen years on this planet.
what's next, oh wise God?

[Hellfire]

Hey, now you can drive
at least thats the age in my
homeland, Canada

['Skis]

Yup yup yup, hellfire.
Going for my learner's license
in the next few days.

[lan sam]

is this the real life?
is this jsut fantasy-y?
caught in a landslide....

I'm jsut a poor boy
I need no sympathy
.....MOMMA OOOh OOOH OOH

[Thorbear]

I almost crashed
When I drowe with me teacher
on wednesday.

So tired, I was
I couldn't keep
me eyes open.

Me teacher had to brake
Think he was a bit scared
wonder if I'll ever get my license

[Hellfire]

When life gets you down
And all of your friends hate you
Go write a Haiku!

Woah. That was random
But hey, thats how it goes when
you write a Haiku.

[lan sam]

The west is the best
The west is the best. Get here,
and we'll do the rest

Straight from The End baby!!!

[Terry Courageous]

V-A-C-T-N
Voy A Cumer Tus Ninos
I eat children raw

[lan sam]

being sick and going
to school on a very hot
day is not too fun

[Night_Daughter]

injured and falling,
through endless thunderous skies,
no longer to soar.

[lan sam]

I am a Jenga
prodigy. Thirty-six lev-
els! So freaking good.

[Terry Courageous]

Tamuril Sedai.
Fan boys kiss her ass so much
it just ain't funny.

[lan sam]

Equilibrium
A future-ish version of
1984

At least that's what I've
heard. I have never read it.
i should get started.

[Terry Courageous]

Just stayed up all night.
Should probably get some sleep.
No good. Just not tired.

[Hellfire]

Schools out for summer
Time to laze around all day
'Cept now I'm at home!

[Mizz Elayne]

It is not easy
first time you write a haiku
that's why this must do

[lan sam]

damn. Nobody no-
ticed the hundredth post in this
awesomely cool thread

[Terry Courageous]

I was too tired
to notice that I posted
the one hundred post.

[lan sam]

I jsut saw Magno-
lia. It was pretty good.
frogs rained! WHAT THE FUCK??

[lan sam]

Long day at the beach
Bodysurfing and boarding
jellyfish sizzle!

['Skis]

destroying empires

via the gamespy arcade

many hours of good fun.

[Findecańo]

Clowns are so evil

they should be taken out back

and beaten with sticks

[lan sam]

I'm getting hungry
maybe I'll fix some breakfast
hmmm what should I eat

['Skis]

gotta play guitar
today at a fund raiser;
I will bust my groove.

[lan sam]

so so very bored
Nothign to do until monday
Mad Cranium fun!

[Night_Daughter]

I watch as clouds fly
Past where I gaze through the sky
Forever Drifting

[Terry Courageous]

Writing a story
about V A C T N
I hope it is good.

[lan sam]

nobody will show
at my acting class today
that is very lame.

[Jean]

a much better home,
the haiku thread will find here,
in the fiction vault.

;)

[Terry Courageous]

Jean moved the Haiku
thread to the Fiction forum
New home of haikus

[shinote]

techniqual note:

haiku is nature
how the world is seen through us
nature is the god

haiku's are suppose to be about nature, (learned that from my sensei in High School many moons ago) but it has always been more fun to disregard that little bit of information.....

Matt Pecor

and yes my by sensei I did mean my japanese language teacher, and she was a native japanese woman.

[Molimo]

What the heck... sensei?
Oh, right, it means a teacher
Uh, tree nature grass :Umm:

[Terry Courageous]

Haiku about AbsNot
I want that 20,000
post all to myself

['Skis]

Muhahahaha!
The twenty thousandth post will be
mine I tell you, mine!

[lan sam]

I do not want it
I'd prolly say something stupid
......well, it is AbsNot

[Amberly]

I do not get it
How the heck can you people
write these stupid things

it is really hard
to think of things that fit well
I'll stick to ryming

['Skis]

I'll go one better,
by rhyming in a haiku!
...........what rhymes with haiku?

[Amberly]

I will tell you true
because this simple haiku
I will out rhyme you

[lan sam]

why the hell is this
superb thread not in GD?
Fiction Vault < GD

(not supposed to say that less than symbol)

[magatsu17]

I don't leave the house
I don't have many friends
Playstation I do love you

[lan sam]

when I give you all
my love. Please, ple-ease be true
rings pearls and all
(an assortment of lines from How Many More Times)

[magatsu17]

Worker bees can leave
Even drones can fly away
The queen is their slave
(a favorite poem of mine from fight club)

[Terry Courageous]

I hate my sister
She is a super-beeyotch
Sleeping with my friends

[lan sam]

I've said it once and
I'll say it many more times
Fiction Vault is poo

GD is quite better
why isn't this thread in there.
Please please move it back?

[Beowulf]

no, here it will stay
but if you must, add you may
a link in your sig

[lan sam]

hmm. correct you are
Haiku at my fingertips
gen-i-us I say!

['Skis]

I don't leave the house
I don't have many friends
Playstation I do love you

Ahem! The king says:
Haiku middle lines do have
seven syllables.

And the first and third
Have five syllables on each.
The haiku king ownz.

Is there a challenge?
To the king's throne, anyone?
Perhaps the anti-king? :evilking:

[Alexia]

Sticky waves of blood
cascading down marble stairs
One pearly white hand

[Terry Courageous]

Holy crap that's dark
I thought haikus were supposed
to be fun for all

[lan sam]

I think I should be
the great king of all haikus
I haiku often

much more than you do
I haiku religiously
haiku is my life

Quite sad is it not?
How obsessive I haiku
Therefore I am KING!!!!

[Alexia]

For something more fun:
Think butterflies and mushrooms
Stir lightly. Serve cold.

[lan sam]

After the Goldrush
superb example of a
great rock ballad.............bitch.

[Alexia]

No more skippin' late
Lookin' for old-time's lovin'
One, two, three - she's gone

[Alexia]

What you think is truth
To believe is up to you
Read between the lines

[lan sam]

masturbation is
boring. I wonder when I'll
lose virginity.

[Alexia]

Silken folds of blue.
As hushed murmurs warp silence -
Dragons fly by night.

[lan sam]

I jsut recieved a
cd of Avenue Q
It is uberly sweet

[Thecaptain420]

Wheel of time is new!
Tinkering webmaster san
Takes a while to load

[Alexia]

Forever waiting
Razorlight will soon be mine
Time is tick-ticking

[lan sam]

magical trevor
does ever-so clever tricks
makes cows disappear

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/data/toons/trev2.swf

[lan sam]

Scotland Scotland owns
both wales and england combined
Wales was still cool though

[Terry Courageous]

I have not written
a haiku in over a
week's time. I felt lost.

[lan sam]

finally my god.
All this slow haiku posting
is from Fiction Vault.

[Terry Courageous]

Financial aid
is full of retarded jerks
Give me my money!

[Hellfire]

Holy Crapola
I Thought My Thread was long dead
But it was just moved

[Terry Courageous]

lan Sam has taken
the title of Haiku king
and he raised the bar.

[Night_Daughter]

Long ago I thought
This thread lost forever more
Rejoice! It lives on!

[Terry Courageous]

This thread will live on
because of people like you
lan Sam and myself

[Night_Daughter]

Black, dark as my soul,
Look at my eyes, the pain shows,
Blood red, wet and cold.

[Terry Courageous]

My new avatar
was actually the Chinese
symbol for virtue

[Terry Courageous]

I am a legend
A legend killer that is
It's Evolution!

[Hellfire]

I poke, poke his face
and yet he still ignores me
Poke, poke, poke, poke, poke

[Terry Courageous]

I slap hellfire
hoping that he stops poking
me with his finger

['Skis]

Hey yo wotist folk,
the haiku king is back now:
forgot about thread.

[Night_Daughter]

Fear; I'm all alone
Betrayal; Your heart of stone
Darkness; Fear my own

[Terry Courageous]

Must vote for Logain
Beautiful spinning avy
avy wars are cool

[Hellfire]

I slap hellfire
hoping that he stops poking
me with his finger


Ouch, says hellfire
That hurt You sniviling cur!
I must Declare War!

[Terry Courageous]

Dude! Thems fighting words
have at thee you french fry boy!
I will salt your fries.

[Hellfire]

Aha! Foolish Worm!
The More Salt you shake on me,
The Better! mwa ha!

[Terry Courageous]

Munch! Munch! on french fries
ACK! Too much salt! Need water!
Oops! Spilled the water

[Hellfire]

French Fries is no more
Check out jedi master frog
totally badass :starwars:

[lan sam]

gone from wotism
trying out so-called "real life"
it was lackluster

[Terry Courageous]

The real life does suck
I am sorry you found it
so overrated

[Hellfire]

Welcome back lan sam
Your presence was truly missed
Nothing has happened

[Outcast Hero]

This my first Haiku,
is to bash on idiots,
sometimes on myself! How's that?

[lan sam]

while gone i started
Knights of the Old Republic.
Homsar Khan owns all!!!

[Terry Courageous]

This my first Haiku,
is to bash on idiots,
sometimes on myself! How's that?

You Suck! You Suck! Hard!
Like Kurt Angle you suck bad!
At least I don't suck.

[Outcast Hero]

Oh my gosh, so lame
lamer than my crapass jokes,
Oh my Hell, how lame!

[Terry Courageous]

Lack of sarcasm
smiley will smite us in the
ass one of these days

[Outcast Hero]

Thank you Hellfire,
For this wonderful new thread,
To have much fun with! :D

[Terry Courageous]

Idaho State sucks
And its not just the football
The classes as well.

[Outcast Hero]

I can't get a date,
I hope I'll achieve a brain,
Cause my jokes do suck!

[Terry Courageous]

Your haikus are bad
As well as your other posts
But do not give up.

[lan sam]

The High Holidays
are coming up these next weeks
feasts feasts feasts fast feasts

[Terry Courageous]

Get off the high horse
You people who think they rule
I will pwn you soon.

[Hellfire]

Hear ye, hear ye all
I declare a national
Super-Haiku Off!

The Winner will get
Five hundred and one pecos
and a cherry coke

[Terry Courageous]

super haiku eh?
I will take up this challenge
And spit out haikus!

[Hellfire]

Formidable, Game.
However it is I who
Shall have the last laugh

[Night_Daughter]

I laugh evily.
I shall come from the shadows,
And strike from behind!

[Terry Courageous]

You strike from behind
I did wonder who that was
You were spanking me

[shinote]

someone shot me dead
I was reading in my bed
I say goodbye now

:)

[Night_Daughter]

I am sorry game,
That appears to be shinote,
who is striking you.

[Terry Courageous]

I was very sure
that you were spanking me like
a naughty school boy

[Alexia]

Verily there seems
About the place, too many
Titled "haiku kings"

[Terry Courageous]

I don't wear the crown
I just sit and write haikus
to pass the time here.

[shinote]

I knew nothing here
of the haiku challenges
but I will take all

[Hellfire]

Take all what, shinote?
Take all The beatings that are
Coming straight at you?

[Terry Courageous]

hellfire be nice.
shinote is just a n00b.
Wait! Capture the n00b!

[Night_Daughter]

Shinote's join date is
September two thousand, one
Is he a real newb?

[Terry Courageous]

Oh. ND is right.
My bad for calling you n00b.
I expect bad rep.

[Terry Courageous]

No one responded
to the last haiku. Do I
win the big prize now?

[Outcast Hero]

I have no idea,
About this grand prize ordeal,
I hate poetry!

[Night_Daughter]

We all shall triumph!
And all of us shall succeed!
But I triumphed best!

[Terry Courageous]

I shall own you all
My haikus are excellent
And outperform yours.

[Hellfire]

AHEM, I Declare
All of us to be winners
Chocolate for all!

[Alexia]

So please let me leave
I'll take only what I need
Now broken-hearted

[lan sam]

Star Wars Battlefront
has taken over my life.
1, 2, 3 days left

[Terry Courageous]

I rock I declare
It's scary how much I rock
much more than OH.

[Belle]

Love is to be bound.
I am bound to three good men
I did not bond Game

j/k Game you're a good guy too, even if you do get my warder into trouble.

[Outcast Hero]

I post a haiku
Haikus are very fun, yes?
Is this fun or what? ;)

[Belle]

I would say its what.
It is what I have to say.
Well then what say you?

[Night_Daughter]

Kiri I think you need to check your haikus. Its 5-7-5 syllables. Unless thats a reaaaaally long 'what'.

[shinote]

wait wait wait candy
you mean I get chocolate
I want that now please

[Belle]

It's late, so I have to try harder. Here goes.

What time is it now?
It is time for bed you say?
I have to agree.

[Night_Daughter]

The Green eggs and ham
Said Sam I am to someone
Taste good on burnt toast

[Hellfire]

Judge not the women
Who stole a basket of fruit
You judge her hunger.

(One of my Haikus for my poetry collection in English class)

[Outcast Hero]

English class
Is very boring to me
I despise the thing!

[Alexia]

I quite like English
But put me in a Maths class
And that is pure hell

[Terry Courageous]

English sucks raw eggs
especially at college
die Professor. DIE!

[lan sam]

Star Wars Batllefront
is too easy. Should i buy
it? Beaten 5 times

[Arienn]

I've been out five nights
this week. No one can make me
leave my house today
*shakes fist in air for added emphasis*

[Hellfire]

Ah, My English Rocks
My Teacher Truly Kicks ass
He is very choice

[lan sam]

i was going to
watch Animal House tonight.
Wotism instead.

[Outcast Hero]

Animal house is
The coolest movie ever
Why Pinto?why not?

[Hellfire]

Animal House, House
Nobody went to the class
Animal House, House

- A shortened Haiku version of Homer's Animal House song

[Outcast Hero]

TG: Is that the teacher, :D
Who has the dynomite ass? ;)
Or this someone else? :confused:

[lan sam]

John Belushi is
damn funny. Guess what i am
*spits*A zit get it?

['Skis]

*struts into the thread*
Hear ye, hear ye! Old haikus
proclaimed crappy!! Ha!!

[Terry Courageous]

No OH, this prof
is a dude and is a tool
Not the piece of ass

[Outcast Hero]

OH shit!Its my bad! :D
Happy he didn't hear that!
Want no action there! *wincing from thoughts* ugh!

[Terry Courageous]

Yeah. You're bad, moron.
So what do we do now sir?
We drank all the beer.

['Skis]

Lily in winter
explodes like a wet badger
falling through the grate

That haiku made sense?
That's because you're not as skilled
As me, haiku king :king:

[Night_Daughter]

Exploded lily
becomes the grate with its skill
of rodent killing

[Terry Courageous]

Goodbye Dangerfield
I hope you get some respect
You know you've earned it.

[lan sam]

Neil young's unreleased
song is awesome. It is called
Down to the Wire

[Outcast Hero]

Bras aren't meant for
Battle Ready Armor, yo!
They are for ladies! @~@

[lan sam]

in the 60's they
were thick like battle armour.
Bluto is a perv

[Terry Courageous]

Belushi is good
Otter was the bigger perv
Boone was just...well...Boone

[Outcast Hero]

Otters are not here
Ferrets are so the shiznit
Don't be denyin'!

[Hellfire]

Hey Outcast Hero,
Have you seen Animal House?
I don't think you have

Team America,
I'm gonna see it today
I hope it kicks ass.

[Terry Courageous]

Was it over when
the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
Hell frickin no boys!

[Mazrim_Taim]

The Germans, you say?
No, it was the Japanese
Get it right you fool!
(J/K)

[Terry Courageous]

So I'm the fool then?
You go to Florida State.
So now who's the fool?
SUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[Mazrim_Taim]

Oooh! I've been scalded!
But I am a great tenor,
And that works for me

[Outcast Hero]

Yes, I've seen The Film
It was quite the fun party!
"Mine's bigger than yours." :p

[Terry Courageous]

Cucumbers. Very
sensual don't you think so?
Mine's bigger than yours.

[Outcast Hero]

Keep it in the pants!
So, Keep your damn pants on boy!
Tis bad pay-per-view!

[Terry Courageous]

Me? Bad Pay-per-view?
hardly my young, pungent friend.
I'm a guy gone wild!

[Hellfire]

Sapristi! Says I,
Put some damn clothes on, TG,
No one should see that.

[Terry Courageous]

Let us take a poll.
Who wants to see me naked?
OH does not count.

[Mazrim_Taim]

Haikus are a pain
Syllables must be correct
And this is not fun

['Skis]

A sheep rolls downhill
it's twirling, ever twirling
towards freedom. Woo.

(another random Haiku from the Haiku King)

[Terry Courageous]

The sheep rolls away
because Tenaka asked it
on a date just then.

[Tenaka]

The first time i have ever looked in this thread, and i see me asking sheep out? :grumbles: