Haiku

[Terry Courageous]

I was reaching
*mumbles about lack of fun*
for some material.

[Outcast Hero]

Your mom doesn't count!
*what the hell am I saying?*
What aren't I saying? :confused:

[Mazrim_Taim]

Ten, you're supposed to
write in Haiku form or you'll
fall over and die!

['Skis]

Tenaka denies
His sheep-loving ways, but he
has his way ev'ry night.

[Outcast Hero]

Tenaka is not
(thankfully) from Montana,
or That Wyoming.

[Terry Courageous]

Get off of the sheep
Because I just got off yours
yeah, and your mom too!

['Skis]

Oh funny pony
My only true friend in life
Tomorrow, you're glue!

[Terry Courageous]

I liked to eat glue.
My teacher said it was wrong.
I threw up on her.

[Terry Courageous]

What is the big deal?
Do lan Sam and hellfire
have to do the work?

['Skis]

Can't write a haiku
I'm too tired all the time
Fuck it, this one rhymes.

[Alexia]

There once lived a fly.
His name was Gary the Peach,
And he had six toes.

[Hellfire]

Gary's a fucktard
How I long to slice his throat
And burn his liver

[Terry Courageous]

Samus is my queen
Metroids and Pirates will die
from her Plasma Beam

muwahahahahaha

[Alexia]

Perhaps I should know
What the hell you're on about...
Better that I don't?

[Terry Courageous]

The first haiku of
December now belongs to
me to write, so HA!

[Alexia]

Curse you, scheming fiend!
For this you must pay the price...
Give me your mammoth!

[Hellfire]

A Mammoth? I say!
We can put him in the stew
For Chirstmas Dinner!

[Terry Courageous]

Mammoth for dinner?
A sticky situation.
I said Good Day Sir!

[Alexia]

Hands off my mammoth!
Smarmy bastards, get your own.
I shall call mine George.

[Terry Courageous]

Last school day checklist
Say goodbye to all your friends
Sex with hot teacher

[Vivacia]

We all know his name
He's got the biggest bar tab
In all of Wotism


Miss ya Ulk ;)

[Vivacia]

Hey what was that
something up my dress AGAIN
Ulk and his quickies :p

['Skis]

badger badger badge-
-r badger badger badger
MUSHROOM MUSHROOM... SNAAAAKE!!!

[Night_Daughter]

Damn hot Japanese
guy who danced with me in school
I love skipping class

[Thecaptain420]

Financial aid
is full of retarded jerks
Give me my money!

The Game is clever
Author of a great haiku
It should be published

[Terry Courageous]

captain 420
recognizes true talent
give him a medal

[dylan al'thorin]

I don't write Haikus
Tanka's are so much better,
They're originals

[WhiteMage]

I hate poetry.
It is so hard to think up.
Including Haikus.

['Skis]

Then you need the help
Of the splendiferous and
magniferous ME

[Mazrim_Taim]

I think that Logain
does not deserve the title
of the haiku king.

However, this is
said just to make a haiku
out of this statement

And And furthermore I
don't care in the least who is
and I was kidding.

[WhiteMage]

Wow! It's Like Magic!
Really! Really! It is true!
You doubt it eh? Fine.

[Alex Imil]

Wow this is fun! but
Something is telling me that,
this Haiku is done

[Terry Courageous]

Haikus are like soup
No, they really aren't like soup.
But it made you think.

[Hellfire]

I enlisted and
fought in 'nam, and all I got
was this stupid shirt

['Skis]

Ah, the haiku thread.
So many good times, fun for
all ages. ME KING !:king:

[Outcast Hero]

Captain Planet he's
The Hero gonna take pol-
lution down to Zero.

[Hellfire]

Captain Planet is
Without a shadow of doubt
A bad ass hero

[Terry Courageous]

I have posted the
most in this cool thread
I rule! I ru-lah!

[Alexia]

I rarely post here
Because I am so misty
And niftilicious

:D

[Yeet]

Is my first post here
My haikus are terrible
I am leaving now

[Hellfire]

So Tired Right Now
But I Cannot Go To Sleep
That's When They Get You

[Terry Courageous]

Beowulf came back
But then he got banned by Jean
He is gone again

[Terry Courageous]

wonder why this thread
keeps on dying every month
It's not all that bad

[Hellfire]

Ya know what, P1?
I think they are just afraid
We'll kick their asses
(Haiku wise)

[Terry Courageous]

Too true hell my boy
We are just Phenomenal
at these here haikus

[Hellfire]

Most certainly, dude.
Our Haiku's are where it's at
We aint no posers

[Thecaptain420]

April is awesome
New birds and deer and bunnys
sHoot kill and eat them

[Night_Daughter]

These walls close me in
As I watch the sky outside
While I sit in School

[Terry Courageous]

Haiku has returned!
All praise the master of the
most badass haikus

[shinote]

your prose are to week
You will be schooled by me
time without an end

[Thecaptain420]

5 time I said it
7 times and I will choke
5 more will know truth

[Shawn1141]

Why's your rating red?
If red is bad, why's there two
Of those oval things?

[Mazrim_Taim]

He is an old one,
back in the day when flamings
Were much more common.

[Shawn1141]

He was rated bad
By other posters like us?
A mighty Admin?

Just wanted to know
I saw there were lots like him
and didn't know why

[Terry Courageous]

Why does this thread die?
Does no one like to haiku?
Haiku! And be saved!

[Hellfire]

Damn boi! I forgot
About this thread. This thread will
Last a thousand years.

['Skis]

I shall dust my crown
and plant it atop my head:
HAIKU KING RETURNS.

[Terry Courageous]

Return of the King?
Does that make Hellfire the
jester of the court?

[Hellfire]

Nay, fair Courageous,
Though I must confess, I would
Make a good jester

['Skis]

Two exams have passed
Which now leaves four more for me
Oh well, I will pass.

[Mazrim_Taim]

Welcome Back Haiku
The king has returned to us
Bow down to the king!

[Hellfire]

Boy howdy Mazrim,
Try not to bruise 'skis too hard
When kissing his ass :p

['Skis]

Avast, Haiku knave!
He is just showing respect
TO THE HAIKU KING!

[Hellfire]

Haiku King? Tee hee!
More like "Haiku Ding" Ha Ha
HA HA HA HA HA

[Femmefire]

I am the very
model of a modern ma-
jor general----CHA!

['Skis]

The first emo haiku ever

trapped, lying soulless
the broken wounds devour me
asphyxiate me


omg deep.

[Alex Imil]

It would be deeper
If you don't use OMG
That is what I think

['Skis]

Alex, you joy killer
your second line: eight syll'bles.
HAIKU NOT COUNTED

[Alex Imil]

I didn't know if,
didn't had seven or 8
I will go edit

[Hellfire]

Lilacs in the sun,
Petals 'twixt the morning dew
Nig** stole my bike

*art*

[Alex Imil]

Hey 'Skis' your first line
had six syllabels. Count 'em,
you should go edit.

[Terry Courageous]

Don't hate the playa
Hate the mutha fucka who
calls out Mista 'Skis

['Skis]

Haikus are too old.
Time for some goddamned TALENT:
Battle Poetry.

[Thecaptain420]

Emo Haiku PUKE
dilly dally shilly Dang
Beat em then join em

[Dregs]

Haikus are quite hard
I am fairly sure I have
Got this completely fucking wrong

[Samuel]

twinkling fire light
shines as the sun in full strength
still my beating heart