O_-=:battle:=-_o

[Thecaptain420]

It is Time
To Fight

I Challenge all

If You Think You Can Do it..DO IT

THIS IS ALL GOOD NATURED FUN>>JUST WORDS

So dont be scared

Ill let Anyone Take the First Shot

And If no one challenges me then you all agree that I am the Best.

And I Dont think you all agree upon that do you?

So Do Something!!!!

[wendy]

Thecaptain420 caused a fuss
when the local authority he did bust
with a smarmy word or two
words have power... boogaloo!

(heh I tried)

[Thecaptain420]

Oh Wendy so slender
My mind does not render
These feelings I tend to Remember
So tender is your Gender
So pull out the swords,
The Axes and spears
And witness what nobody hears
I show no Pitty
On Weaker, less witty
Be Ready for life to be drained from your soul
Or just run away scared, and go live in a hole
Ill come to your door and ill say
"Oh wendy wont you come out and play?";)

[James]

hehe. the thread automatically made the first 'o' of the title a capital so it looks all wrong :D

:umm:

[KevBrinks]

o captain
i ask when
those two brain cells you claim
will collide in your brain
to give you a thought
that this is all for naught
you think you have won
the battle has only begun

[Thecaptain420]

I've escaped from the past-at last
Back on the Battlefield
Defense is non-existent from the keyboard I wield
And now your fate has been sealed like an envelope
Your mind will be poisoned-and there’s no antidote
So let’s get to the fun stuff-The, get your gun stuff
The, "Ya better run stuff"_The, your mom weighs a ton and she blocks the sun stuff
I'd quickly devise a plan to de-atomize a man
Recalling words at will-to keep my adversary still
I'll take away your will to object-or disrespect
So I can change your brain into the perfect intellect
And then you'll be my muppet
My Slow and sappy puppet
I'll tell you what to do-I'll devastate your crew
Ill step in shit, and make you eat the poo off my shoe
Peckerhead

[QuirkyTemplate]

Uuuh yo. yo. check this. one two. one ...

>folds under pressure<

crap.

Okay. I'm ready now. Yo 420, Brinks, all in dis bizzle--check this!

Your verses are filled with curses
you can't try to reverse this with rehearses
because your mind is aligned and confined
by the blind ill-defined lie you've assigned

Ah, but don't distress I won't regress
only tell you to confess your transgress
to the king of the every bling-bling
who rules everything, his power never-ending

He can take the threat that you sweat
and regret and reset all debt of
the bet you wouldn't have met
without the one God had beget

peace, i'm out! :)

[Thecaptain420]

HOWDY quirky.. I see you have come from the dark and murky
Your rhymes r pretty nervy
You better not disturb me
or ill hang you out to dry, like punkass bitch beef jerky
And there u will be , and then u will c
the supernoose perspective, when your hanging from a tree
Should i kick the chair- or leave u hangin there
it dosnt really matter coz your just another square
So rip it with some flare
or with my rhymes, a hole in your ass i shall tare

I dint forget about brinks,
How could I-He really stinks
So bad that i cant tell if he has ever even showered
I can smell him through the internet
his reek is superpowered

so soorry that it took so long....ive had trouble finding an internet connection
So i followed the smell of brinks
and I went in that direction
so here i am, eating canned spamm on a sandwich with jam.
Canned ham and jelly fills my belly
but i cant eat coz brinks is soo smelly

[Thecaptain420]

"Hark! the death - denouncing trumpet sounds The fatal charge, and shouts proclaim the onset; Destruction rushes dreadfull to the field, And bathes itself in blood; havoc let loose Now undistinguish'd rages all around." HARVARD.

[Michael J.]

Several times before I have come to battle in the poetic war,
And several times I have left the field beaten and sore,
Under one or more of a hidden a name I did proclaim,
That my victory was assured and I would claim the fame,

Now O' Cap'n I see that your tounge is a flap'n,
Making the boast that I once made is not to happen,
Can you not see that your cursed with the pride in your poetry,
And that your final victory will never be,

"Pride comes before a fall" is a lesson learned in an unfair brawl,
Yet you choose to fight the strong and tall, you choose to fight them all;
Learn yes you will, there is allways someone with much more skill,
and you wont be around to pay the butcher's bill,

To everyone else that comes to play,
Lets hope the good Cap'n can find a cleaner way,
Cause he swears like an actual sailor in the spray,
That all I have to say today.

[Michael J.]

Okay... well I am really bored so I am gonna battle myself.

O' ye Michael J.
Have you come to play?
You'll not win this day
Cause your clone is in the fray,

Your really dumb and sort of drunk
To think that fighitng yourself will jump your funk
Cause your skill is dead and smells like a skunk
I'm gonna rip you apart punk

You're a liar and a deciever,
And only a foolish believer,
Would ever take what you say to heart,

You're cruel and a jerk,
Lying just to get a perk,
You really should depart,

You must stop these triffle visits to Wot,
No matter if your drunk or not,
Don't come back cause you don't have we got,
Here at Wot you don't have a spot,

Now run! And never return like Simba in the King of Beast,
So that all of Wotism can throw a feast,
And you will become a fable to the least,
Your Kolo and Sha and M.J will be deceased,

I have won and your still a loser,
Now your dead you foolish Hoosier,
Muwhaa and I spit on your tomb,
Around Wot your drunken self will cease to loom,


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[A Wind Rose]

New here at WOT...

M.J. your drunk
So please don't rhyme
You're inchoherent
Over half the time.

Either one of you
Can't really win
Both your posts blew,
Nutty like the 'finn.

Quirky did well
It was really good
Looking and sounding
Like a poem should. (or at least rap)

The Captain is strange
Good, sometimes not,
On this "Battlefield"
Where this war is fought.

I have to go now
I'll be back to fight,
The parents are yelling,
So now it's good-night!



Hehe, first time in here, respond at will.




Shabooya sha sha shabooya rollcall!

[Beowulf]

I like this post. I'm glad people still respond to it every so often.

[Thecaptain420]

I Been Here since wayback when.
I went away a couple of times, but ya know I'm Comin back again
AND THEN