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So my DH's best friend from high school came by today. Nice guy, but it sounds like I have all of DH's bad jokes and such in stereo.:umm: Well the poor guy's love life is in the shitter so me, DH, and my roomate are going to try to set him up....with at least a fling. He was amazingly adaptive to the blatently sexual nature that the conversation became, also he liked the roomate spanking :blush: I aim to please ;). He just needs to relax, have some crazy fun and the woman of his dreams will probally fall into his lap.

In other news, School starts in a week and i'm surprisingly calm for what I plan on taking.

Digital Circuits w/ lab
Microprocessors w/ lab
Calc 1
Intro to programing in JAVA

I'm feeling a bit like the deer looking into the headlights of it's impending doom, yet I tease the 18 wheeler as if it gives a shit :dozey: Oh well It's better then working as receptionist for shit/hr.

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OK so since we're on the Pennsic subject, I'll tell my story.

We arrived on Sunday the 11th of August to our camp in PA. I was so emotional on arrival after a year of stress and diffuculty. I wept to see the the White pavillions and colorful banners waving in the hot breezy wind. We managed to find our encampment, which moved from unshaded to the tree covered swamp. We got our tent up just in time for the heavens to open up and downpour all over us. :cry: There were parties that night, but it was so miserable that I didn't dare go out and ruin the nice new sari's I had spent all summer hemming :( .

Monday was nice and relaxing. We went to the classic swimming hole (clothing optional), drank and played alcoball. I was ill that night and fell asleep to african drumming from across the street.

Tuesday found us in the classic again. I met several attractive ladies and a few attractive gentlemen. One spent most of his time giving me back rubs (which I couldn't resist) and quite obviously trying to get in my proverbial pants. I'd never been with just a man without my hubby so I got him to cool off so I could talk to Darling Husband (for now on to be referred to by me as DH) about it . Lust is nice, but True Love is not something to f*ck up. He left. I continued to soak and joined a conversation with a Blue Feather (the gay camp at Pennsic) and a first time drinking virgin. We had a nice talk and I decided that the evil virginity must be slain and I was just the Damsel to do him ;). After talking it over with my lord Husband, he agreed that Vagabond (our camp name) must claim another virgin (the first was before we got there. He didn't lose it last year, so two hours after arriving he was buck naked in the tent of india (our common area pavillion) doing a drunk and giggling girl with the rest of camp cheering and giving advice. Despite all that he prevailed, and we're all so proud. We're gonna start burning hatches into the gate to keep score!)

.......to be continued.

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Wednesday was a busy day. We were helping with the Men without Pants Party that night and so we had brew to prepare and guard duty to set up. The ladies of camp were on guard duty/spot check duty in the next camp or in the shadow boxes/kissing booth. I went to the Classic, but it was flesh soup and my virgin wasn't there to seduce :(, hell even my massuer wasn't there. So I went back to camp and sulked. That night I wussed so bad on the spot checking ( manual checks to see if the lords are without pants or undies.) and kept drinking to lower my inhibitions. I drank myself into a warm, dozing stuper in front of the fire and was promptly made fun of. I left and went to sleep in the Tent of India. I awoke at approx. 1am and tried to wake up by sitting around the fire. Low and behold not 15 min later, my virgin stumbled and asked to hang out with us. We all chit chatted about how he'd never drank before this war and was still looking to lose his virginity. *BINGO* I sat next to him on the bench, put my arm around him and told him he just needed a gentle tutor. He gave me this look of disbelief, like a kid opening up presents on Xmas and finding a shiney new bike. I kissed him soundly and invited him back to my tent. We made love for hours and it was incredible. Never had I had someone who could push all of my buttons like that right off. I took my husband months to make me cum the first time and he was the only other to ever actually do it. The man brought me to multiples. When we finished he just held me and kissed me and explored visually that he had just taken physically. I just wanted to stay like that all night, but DH got home from the party and needed to sleep. I didn't know what to do so I offered the kind lord the tent of india. He claimed he needed to take his contacts out so he would just go home. I felt bad, but I couldn't kick DH out of his own tent and he didn't want to stay so I let him go. I went to bed.

The next day I wondered if i'd see my sweet (non)virgin again and as if hearing my thoughts there he was. We snoozed in the Tent of India on my insistance (he only got 3 hours sleep) but he just kept running his hands over my body. I couldn't resist when he asked to take me to my tent. I asked DH along and I had two men that day. I think we went swimming for a little while. My new lord came back to camp with me and DH stayed behind. I had him again, and by the time we were done, DH had brought back a delicious looking blond and her hawaiian fiance. We got to know them and Dennis asked them about sexual exclusivity. They accepted our offer for a foursome. It was great to eat out at war ;). I think we freaked him out though considering it was his first foursome and people were watching :blush: . I hope we didn't hurt their relationship too much.

Friday....blah blah blah. We took down the sheet wall surrounding my encampment due to the threat of rain. We went to the Rogues vs. Beer party. My new lord helped drag an drunk camp mate back to camp. I followed soon after. .....ok guess what happened next......yeah. Sex so good I woke the neighbors! Since the sheet wall was down, passers by could see the "shadow puppets" on the wall. We drew a crowd. One catcalled 'F*ck her harder!" Another "Oh would you two finish already! Suck him off or something!" I recognised the voice of a neighbor and shouted back " Thanks Fred!" He said "hey It's what I do!" Everyone cheered. I asked how many were out there......"about 25!" :eek:

The rest of war we were packing up. My lord was so helpful and had gone through so much with us all week that we voted and made him a member of camp.

So I had much fun that week. More fun then even the year before. I wanted to share this with you all as Fencing Fool had already told his (I wanted him to tell his first, since he got me on the list). Thank you So MUCH, Fencing Fool for bestowing the Honor of being your first. Trust me it was my pleasure!

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Ok. So a small glimpse of what I did this weekend, without getting thrown off the boards is as follows.

I had a VERY good weekend.
Twin size Dorm room beds are not nearly big enough.
The mens bathroom is really not much differant then the ladies bathroom. Nothing mystical or magical.
The best place to make out really IS the back row (thanks Rocky Horror!).
Never try to shoot a straw wrapper at someone who has ammo to make a spitball....you just won't win.
Never allow the enemy to know your ticklish spots....they will be exploited.
Being held by someone 10x your strength in a stream of cold water is.....well.....really friggin' cold darn it, but funny nonetheless.
I will never use Trojans again. I'm a Lifestyles girl now!
I slept from10pm Sunday til 4pm Monday cause I was so sleep deprived and sore.
Men in their early 20's are insatiable. I'm gonna have to work out just to keep up!


:love: .....yeah.....really good weekend :love:

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OK I NEVER have insomnia. NE-VER. Oh I have the occasional 'bout of restlessness where it takes me an hour to fall asleep, but i've been trying for 3 hrs now and i'm sick of tossing, turning and waiting for DH to roll over and stop snoring. SO guess what I'm bloging.

I'm not the slightest bit tired. DH and I were amourous again this afternoon (last night being fan-friggin-tabulous) when all of a sudden I started getting warm and had tunnel vision like I was gonna pass out. I called a time out. I turned on the AC, laid in front of it with my head below my heart and knees up. The dizzy spell subsided a little but not much. I took off my collar. No avail. I realized I couldn't draw a deap breath. Had DH get my inhaler. That did the trick. No wonder I was woozy...I was a bit low on air, that's all. I'm the type of person who (since I had 5 years of classical vocal training) I breath through my asthma attacks, until they either a)go away b) get noticed by a Dr. for some unrelated reason (do you realize you're wheezing?) or c) are at a critical threshold such as lung infection or i'm gonna black out from lack of air. Well I guess after a week of WALKING......OUTSIDE.....in the RAGWEED POLLEN infested campus it was time for my throat to close. Well I was so spent that I fell asleep. No nookie :(:cry: .I slept for 4 hours :( . I should not have been allowed to sleep that long, but I did.

I got up at 4pm did the last of my Calc homework, and went over it with DH the math God. I worked a few hours strait on Calc and DH suggested I stop for a while cause I was tired and not listening to him. So I went online til oh about 2am. I then went to bed. I couldn't sleep...not even close to sleeping. I guess I shouldn't have had a coke while studying. I decided I shouldn't just lie here I should do something productive. I started cleaning. No, I don't think you understand. I don't clean. I like my dust bunnies and cat fur and dirty cloths and papers and clutter. I don't do dishes, I occationally clean bathrooms, and I don't take out the garbage. Plus we never REALLY finished unpacking when we moved in 5 mths ago. So I still had boxes of clutter to go through from the last apt! I sorted 5 boxes of sh*t tonight. Three are trash. One is mostly books that I don't have a shelf for so lets say one and a half boxs of stuff. My roommate actually couldn't sleep either and was slack jawed when she caught me. I thought she was gonna cry she was so happy. :rolleyes:

So now it's like 5:00 and I'm still not tired. I'm pretty much done with this post and I'm seriously considering starting my Physics homework now. This is so sad I really can't believe it.

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You know what's great about college?
I'm surrounded by flocks of unbelieveably sexy, cleavage showin', midriff bearing, nipply, not to mention intelligent women. :blush:

You know what sucks about college?
I'M TO BUSY STUDYING TO MEET ANY OF THEM. :cry:

This is my dilemma. I like the ladies about as much as I like them men (well not campus men....way to scrawny and macho ), but I have very particular preferances with both. The types of women I'm attracted to, I feel, are completely out of my league since I am a lady of ample proportions (but shrinking!) and I like relatively slender women. (curvy, busty, but could still pull off wearing a bikini in public) Luckily the ladies that I have had were interested in my "large tracks of land" and so my weight wasn't a problem (or not that I was told at least) but I figure if i'm so picky then most women probally are too. This intimidates me, thus my inability to pick up chicks in mundane settings. Men are (and I don't mean to offend but) easy. This is probally more because i'm more confident in flirting with them, but I seem to have less trouble getting a man in bed with me then a woman. Well anyway i'm have a very tough time finding a girlfriend.

Sheesh, I've got two men in my life and I'm whining about not getting any girl on girl right now. Like I'd even have time to devote to a woman. I don't really have time to devote to one man let alone two men and a woman (and women take alot of time, I know I am one) I can't be a good doting girlfriend right now! I have to get my degree, pay the rent and feed the kitties
:cat: (i've wanted to use that smilie since it was added :D )

WHINEWHINEBITCHCOMPLAINWHAHWHAHWHAH

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ok....in all modesty I AM A GODDESS! HAHAHA!

Let me explain.

I went to a friend's house for a dinner party. It was quite nice. They invited another couple (who we've met once before) We've both been married just over a year. Dinner was great. We all had too much beer and wine. We had great conversation. It was a hell of a good time for all.

One conversation that came up was the "tittie bar". DH and I have been know to go to the tittie bar on occation, and we love it. As we all left at almost midnight, we were all talking about how much fun we had and stuff. (here's where my true goddessness comes in) I say "hey we should all go to the tittie bar some time" We got into a conversation about good tittie bars in the area and which ones we're been to, and .......they agreed! She's never been to one before, but she said she'd go if I went. So we exchanged numbers and I got us a date! HOW COOL IS THAT!

*bows bows* thank you thank you very much.

I am one smooth mutha .......shut yo mouth.

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I'm feeling .....confused lately. I came to the realization that for the most part, I have no friends. This realization came to me yesterday while talking with my husband about one of my "friends". It's not that we fought or anything, but I guess I got into a discussion that made her very uncomfortable and she asked DH to make me stop. I realized that (this of course doesn't include my lovers who are very loving and supportive to me and are my best friends) I am always there for people, listen to their problems, and give support where needed. However when I need the same from "my friends" they don't want to hear about it. I have now decided that since friendship is about such support that I am many people's friends and I have none of my own.

Ok maybe that's a little harsh. I do have conditional friendships. Like my best friend from High School. I can talk to her about music, relationships, and children, but not about my sexuality or polyamoury. One of my friends from college I can talk sex and sexual exploits with, but not domestic issues or children. My gaming friends, nadda. Cold shoulder. DH's ex (who we're both still close to) is too ADHD to keep focused on a conversation. My roommate always talks about herself, and ignores me or tells me to shut up if I talk about my problems. I don't think i'm really that obnoxious a person, so I don't really understand what i'm doing to drive people away. Maybe i'm to honest about my feelings, too strait forward about my life. Maybe no one really wants to have anything to do with a slut like me :( .

I am lucky to have such great lovers. They keep me sane. I can talk to them about anything, but (and not that I have any complaints) sometimes it's good to have an outside perspective on things, someone not involved in the relationships to help me straighten my head out. I had a major life decision I need perspective on and I got the biggest smackdown ever. I miss having a girlfriend to have a bitch session with. I think that's it. All of my friends are guys (who are great to talk rationally with) but girls hope and dream and cry and get emotional. I don't have any girls to be....girly with. I think I need to go find myself some girlfriends to hang out with, either that or I need to but all my partial relationships together and hope for a whole. Thanks for listening. This really helped. I feel better now :)