For Captain420 and others

[KevBrinks]

O CAPTAIN! my Captain! your hateful poetry is shit
You've not accomplished anything - quite the opposite
Your rhymes, your meter, all could use some work
But in the end you've proven that you are in fact a jerk
But O Light! Light! Light!
You are making us so sick
I used to think you were pretty cool
But now I know you're just a dick

O Captain! my Captain! I am not the only one
who - after reading this "poetry" - wishes you were gone
Dont be surprised if you get banned, this time you've gone too far
In insulting my friends, you've started a poetry war
I've not quite reached your level
I've yet to reach that line
I have yet to lay with the devil
and be one of his filthy swine

My Captain, will you anwer? Your appearances are rare
when it comes to dualing KevBrinks you haven't got a prayer
I emulate the greats, in this case Walt Whitman
You might as well not retort but go slink back to your den
I hope you know that banning
Is a consequence you face
Dont be surprised, you've earned it
To disappear without a trace

*steps off podium*

after that you guys arent gonna want me to post here more are you?

[Grim]

LMAO

Anyone stupid enough to make fun of a moderator deserves this.

you two should have a poem battle thing to the humiliation. pm him a challenge.

Round One... FIGHT!

[KevBrinks]

has he been banned? I think he's lost somewhere....probably in the theories forum ;)

[KA3AK]

Yea, every time I go to theories I get bored to death. As for captain, maybe he is just taking his time, trying to understand what you're trying to say. He seemed pretty slow to me.

[Thecaptain420]

Happy Happy joy joy

It seems I've gotten your attention.
A Challenge has been issued.
So I return from my other Dimension.
Now go and get some tissue.
And witness my ascension.
On the cover of THIS Issue.
KEVBRINKS :toussel:

Its a shame I had to Attack the Root
It served its purpose- But Now I Get the boot?

What do u blather Kevbrinks,
You act like I'm Caught unaware.
The moderater attack was for publicity
And it worked, so I dont fuckin care

see it is hard to get a reaction
from the scared, and mostly the weak
I wish to find a battle.
And for that I Relentlessly seek.

And now I,ve found another round of jousting alphabetacly
I Accept, and you will go down as my adversarie, patheticly

ILL GIVE YOU A CHANCE TO THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU WAnt to DO
AND IF YOU WISH TO CONTINUE THEN Start A NEW POST CALLED
O BATTLE O

When this is done I will come as soon as possible to Defend my wit
If not, you are just another chicken shit