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TRUTH
5th May 2003, 22:28
For satan:

She's laughing like summer rain
A state of grace amazing me
When you meet her you will know
Face like winter and eyes like a storm
A Wonderland of majesty
In her mirror there's a different view
What is she hiding?
Sunshine with a hint of clouds
She sets her screen of half-built walls
Is she an angel or devil?
A Trouble doll or troubled Doll
She's so sadly beautiful

Think of her, it brings a smile
With one small gift she took my soul
The sister of my heart she became
Dancing on her razored wit
A striking joke, a telling phrase
Laughing hard until I hurt
Try to see behind her words
What is she saying?
Mistress of mischief behind her veil
Angel of morning, the devil at midnight
A catastrophe as she romps and plays
She's so madly wonderful

From baby shots and a naughty pose
A darling child, a beauty queen
A window to her life
She shares with us her favorite dreams
Simple visual melodies
Something's there that I can't see
Is that really her?
Standing there beside her horse
Angeltart and Devilsweet
She's so gladly colorful
She's so madly wonderful
She's so sadly beautiful

satan
5th May 2003, 22:37
awww *beams* thats so sweet :blush:

*hugs and kisses*

what a good minion :p

Buckweet
5th May 2003, 23:37
How many warders do you have??!?!?!??

Dear me... :blush:

satan
6th May 2003, 00:19
hehe we're not bonded silly :p

epiph
6th May 2003, 02:41
good god little sister...you're a worse flirt than i am!

Buckweet
6th May 2003, 02:58
Ok, so your telling me you have warders AND minions?

How come I dont have a minion.
*goes on a hunt for a minion*

epiph
6th May 2003, 03:02
well, she IS satan...

WFFS
6th May 2003, 06:11
I don't think epiph could handle another warder or even a minion.... I'm a handfull on my own :shattered

epiph
6th May 2003, 12:08
hehe...you're the reason i wouldn't be able to handle another warder or minion :p

Shadow Angel
6th May 2003, 13:43
What...?!? Minion I was not informed of this.... *searches the Warder's Union handbook*

Section A. Article 3-14 clearly states: All Warder's must be informed of minoin activity when the bonder is involved.

Thats it! I'm on strike!

*gets signs and marches in fron't of satan inc. (her house)*

TRUTH
6th May 2003, 17:10
Do you see now my Queen? Warders are an untrustworthy lot. You won't see Minions striking. A warder is only one step up from Henchman. Reach out thy hand and crush this foul rebellion as an object lesson to this ungrateful miscreant. Maybe a warder's time would be better filled in fevered compositon upon an ode worthy of you. Let them prove their worth and adoration in a more seemly manner.

All hail satan, the Keeper of Cookies!

James
6th May 2003, 17:35
I just wanna laugh at satans minions because seeing as satan is still technically my minion, her minions are the lowest of the low

unlees they have minions of their own. hmm umm:

*laughs anyway*

also,I too resent the warder mocking, truth, and I may have to destroy you

That is all

Jennifer
6th May 2003, 17:52
:rolleyes: oi...this could get ugly... :)

BTW, TRUTH, I like the poem. ;)

Beowulf
6th May 2003, 17:59
I think minions would be far more untrustworthy than warders. Warders can be compelled through the bond, you also know generally their mood, etc. Asking to be a minion is asking for someone to put a lot of blind trust in you.

epiph
6th May 2003, 18:00
now lookie here, truth...i won't have you insulting warder's, as that is an indirect insult to mine, and i won't stand for that...now...if you care to get personal as opposed to general...well...just don't pick on my warder...

TRUTH
6th May 2003, 18:11
~sigh~

Minion lesson 101: minion sells soul to satan. minion is totally enthralled. receives extra power boosts from cookies. follows orders to stir up trouble. has no will but that of the great mistress (all hail her name)

Take your complaints to management. Maybe SHE will care.
~points to satan~

P.S. The Queen has bonds with horses and dogs too. (hint hint)

satan
6th May 2003, 18:33
STRIKE?!?! you dare go on strike against me ?!?! :p

TRUTH
6th May 2003, 18:37
~checks minion handbook and dismisses older Sis's claims out of hand~

~Posts sign to the so-called "Lord" Semaj telling him to "Bring it"

WFFS
6th May 2003, 18:46
~raises eyebrow~

May I, O Sedai?

~walks over to TRUTH and towers above him with an amused expression~

Methinks my brother Lord Semaj and I need to have a little.... fun....

Shadow Angel
6th May 2003, 19:02
Well... Strikes over so... *towers above TRUTH with WFFS...*

Edit: Wtf.. epiphs post is getting pushed to the bottom... even though I posted after her...

TRUTH
6th May 2003, 19:11
WFFS,

I find thy manner offensive and thy demeanor amusing. Tower? Thoust? Thou hast an apelike face and thy form is misshapen. Morevoer, the fuzz upon thy face is more suited to the scabrous fur decorating the hinder portions of a mongrel dog. Perchance didst thou mother, seized by some lechery, dally with a randy goat? Please good sir, clarify my confusion.

LMAO! :)

WFFS
6th May 2003, 19:29
~in one fluid motion almost undiscernible to the naked eye picks up his bow nocks an arrow and points it straight point blank at TRUTH's head~

I'm sorry.... I must've misheard you....

epiph
6th May 2003, 19:59
yes...well...as satan's older sister i do certain right of said minions...n'est-ce pas, ma petite soeur?

Shadow Angel
6th May 2003, 20:03
Why do you get to have all the fun WFFS?

Nachtnoir
6th May 2003, 20:12
Looks around. Wow.....Dissention that I didn't cause. Cool.

epiph
6th May 2003, 22:16
oh that does it. blatant insulting of my warder. little sister, i demand you punish your minion.

TRUTH
6th May 2003, 22:21
Hey now epiph, HE started it! No fair telling on me!

~grumbles about "uppity" warders and "overbearing" sisters~

:p

WFFS
6th May 2003, 22:29
Ooooh.... you are so asking for it TRUTH....

~pulls arrow back even more~

TRUTH
7th May 2003, 00:44
I'm your huckleberry so say when.

Alexia
7th May 2003, 02:57
Tsk, tsk, tsk Truth... I think someone's in trouble... *naughty grin* So to follow with the trend I'll set you my own little warning...
Insulting Warders insults me. Take heed and mind your words, sugar...
Nice poem too. :D
*wink*

James
7th May 2003, 17:48
Originally posted by TRUTH
~Posts sign to the so-called "Lord" Semaj telling him to "Bring it"

So-called! Not only am I "Lord" Semaj, I am Nae'blis of the Wotism Chosen, Ruler of the Greenhills and the Bluff, Warder to and Warded by the Princess Alexia and undisputed champion of Balancing Fifty-Cent Coins Atop Each Other Down At The Pub!

I'm not even gonna waste my time drawing my sword for a fool like you

*strides calmly past WFFS (my brother, wffs? :dozey: ) and stops just in front of TRUTH*

and for the record, you should be glad it's me and not my Warder who's gonna be wailing on you :D

*chaos ensues*
(followed by a short period of mourning for the now deceased TRUTH)

satan
7th May 2003, 19:27
Originally posted by Alexia
Tsk, tsk, tsk Truth... I think someone's in trouble... *naughty grin* So to follow with the trend I'll set you my own little warning...
Insulting Warders insults me. Take heed and mind your words, sugar...
*wink*

hehe i must agree with people sentiments on this one.. and just to clear things up my minion is placed no higher or lower than my warders.... he has entirely diff use... there shouldn't be any competition.. calm people :p

Alexia
8th May 2003, 02:34
Originally posted by satan
calm people :p

Calm? He has directly insulted my Warder along with numerous others and yet you tell us to be calm? Question: would your reaction have been different to ours if you held our positions?
No, I call for punishment - and not some flimsy excuse for one like a spanking. I want to see CHOCOLATE! :mad:

Truth: you have insulted both my LORD and I, so for that you ought to be quite ashamed. Rarely does such a commotion appear on these boards and you have brought about a brawl. I suggest, no I DEMAND compensation!
As a loyal member of Wotism, a Warder like the others and so I've been told, quite the sexy Brissie lass, I call for your punishment. For hints; again, I recommend chocolate. :blush:
*wink*

But hey, I'm serious on the part about insulting my lad. Don't do it.

epiph
8th May 2003, 14:49
nor mine. but he's shown he's better at standing up for himself than i am. but that's why he's the warder and i'm the sedai, i guess...

WFFS
8th May 2003, 15:54
No hun, I think its more along the lines of I am more confronting.... Doesn't really mean I am BETTER at it. There are quite a few times when I have said things when I shouldn't've, and I should've left it to other people. Eh.... I think I'm the warder and you're the sedai because everyone loves you and is willing to put up with more from you, and I'm the warder cos I have to fight.

epiph
8th May 2003, 16:21
i like the new sig, btw... :cool: :dozey:

Dingdin
8th May 2003, 17:58
I have a question: now that TRUTH is deceased because of the Lord Semaj's rash and horrible actions, what's going to happen? When TRUTH is buried, lies and falsehood will prevail...

And will we ever hear from TRUTH again? Will he be but a sad spectre... ?

satan
13th May 2003, 02:17
A Poem for TRUTH...


Impossible truths

Ruler of Masterful gibberish,
Intellectual crap,
Impossible truths,
Mind-dulling fancies,
Creative commonalities,
That meld and transform
Creating, destroying
and just simply being a part of the night


i didn't reall like this poem, but truth had me post it.. so this one goes out to truth :p