Ender Wiggin
9th February 2003, 00:53
My screen name is sundaythedog...
Session Start (AIM - sundaythedog:tardmonkey15): Sun Feb 09 00:16:02 2003
tardmonkey15: simian
sundaythedog: Would ya stop it, please. That has to be the single most annoying word in the world. Now you may ask: "Why didn't you tell me it was annoying to begin with?" And I say to you, because it wasn't! You have single-handedly destroyed that word. I haven't even an iota of respect for that stinking little adjective anymore. That is all.
tardmonkey15: ok
tardmonkey15: i feel happy now
tardmonkey15: i destroyed your utopia
tardmonkey15: i got the best reaction from you
tardmonkey15: haha
sundaythedog: Indeed you did...
tardmonkey15: and "simian" is a noun
tardmonkey15: busted
sundaythedog: "a simian reference"
sundaythedog: What kind of reference? Simian
sundaythedog: busted, pwned, r0x0red, hax0red. You name it, you got it....
tardmonkey15: and what is a simian --- "AN ape or A monkey"
tardmonkey15: in this case, i was using it as a noun
tardmonkey15: busted, pwned, r0x0red, hax0red. You name it, you got it....
sundaythedog: You said: "simian"
tardmonkey15: i was calling you a monkey
sundaythedog: You didn't use it in a sentence...
tardmonkey15: like this:
tardmonkey15: idiot
tardmonkey15: is that an adjective?
tardmonkey15: i didn't think so
sundaythedog: You can't very well tell me how you were using it when you really weren't using it at all. Just saying it.
tardmonkey15: tardmonkey15: like this:
tardmonkey15: idiot
tardmonkey15: is that an adjective?
tardmonkey15: i didn't think so
sundaythedog: Right...ok...and I was supposed to know that you go around calling people simians?
tardmonkey15: yes
sundaythedog: But you don't.
tardmonkey15: yes i do
tardmonkey15: tardmonkey15: simian
Maggixial: how are you
tardmonkey15: tardmonkey15: simian
stripes9286: hey
tardmonkey15: tardmonkey15: simian
LReese2700 signed off at 12:15:40 AM.
sundaythedog: No, you don't. You, most unfortunately, say the word all the itme on AIM, but I've never heard you utter the word as a noun. Only as an adjective.
tardmonkey15: but you know the definition is "an ape or a monkey"
tardmonkey15: so the statement "simian reference" could just be wrong...or the noun is being used as an adjective in that case
tardmonkey15: IN THAT CASE....
sundaythedog: I also know the definition is "pertaining to monkeys". Look it up, smart one.
tardmonkey15: the word would be used as a noun regularly
sundaythedog: NJo, in fact. It wouldn't
tardmonkey15: that's the ms sapp dictionary
sundaythedog: Like I said. Look it up and you'll see which definition comes first, cretin.
tardmonkey15: so yes, it would
sundaythedog: (Link: www.dictionary.com)www.dictionary.com
sundaythedog: There ya go. Now, which definition comes first?
tardmonkey15: mine says "an ape or monkey" "an anthropoid ape"
tardmonkey15: websters new world dictionary
tardmonkey15: second college edition
sundaythedog: (Link: http://www.meriamwebster.com/cgi-bin/dictionary)http://www.meriamwebster.com/cgi-bin/dictionary
sundaythedog: There's the newest version of the Meriam Webster dictionary for you. THE dictionary of America. What's its main function?
sundaythedog: Adjective. Thank you. Now, what were we arguing abuot?
tardmonkey15: Main Entry: simian
Function: noun
Date: 1880
: MONKEY, APE
tardmonkey15: now what was that?
tardmonkey15: you simian
sundaythedog: Nice try, moron. I'm not retarded.
tardmonkey15: now i have print and website on my side
tardmonkey15: you just have the internet
tardmonkey15: which is the worst place for correct information
sundaythedog: No, buddy. I'm looking right at the page. There's a small choice-box that has the two choices. It clearly lists the adjective first. Not to mention that when you type in simian, the adjective version comes up first.
tardmonkey15: what site did you use?
tardmonkey15: i sure didn't use the ones you gave me
sundaythedog: Buddy, the Meriam-Webster dictionary online is better than anything you have? Why? Because it's more up to date.
tardmonkey15: how do you know that?
sundaythedog: What, are you retarded?
sundaythedog: What's the copywrite date on your dictionary?
tardmonkey15: there's more than websters
tardmonkey15: you nazi
tardmonkey15: what does it matter?
tardmonkey15: 1990
sundaythedog: Nazi, eh? And that has what to do with anything?
sundaythedog: Well, the Meriam Webster site is 2003. Id have to say that that's a bit more recent.
tardmonkey15: you refuse to believe that there are more dictionaries that websters, and what does being more recent have to do with anything?
sundaythedog: "There's more than websters" Then why did you look it up in your websters dictionary?
sundaythedog: Because, word are reappropriated as time goes on.
tardmonkey15: i looked it up on a different internet one
tardmonkey15: doesn't matter
sundaythedog: Oh yeah? Which site?
tardmonkey15: all that matters is the context in which i use the word,
tardmonkey15: which, in this case,
tardmonkey15: was noun
tardmonkey15: if you didn't get that
tardmonkey15: you're retarded
tardmonkey15: i gave examples to support
sundaythedog: How are you supposed to know. No, you, mon ami, are retarded.
sundaythedog: I didn't?
tardmonkey15: didn't what?
sundaythedog: Give example, cretin/.
tardmonkey15: the way you just used cretin
sundaythedog: Scuse me?
tardmonkey15: and the way i use
tardmonkey15: idiot
tardmonkey15: idiot
tardmonkey15: moron
tardmonkey15: cretin
tardmonkey15: butt simian
tardmonkey15: it's the same comcept
tardmonkey15: concept*
sundaythedog: The word isn't cretin. It's not idiot. It's simian. I thought you were merly flaunting my earlier ignorance to what the word simian means.
tardmonkey15: no, i wasn't
tardmonkey15: i was flaunting the fact you called it an adjective when i used it as a noun
sundaythedog: I hadn't mentioned the word adjective before you wrote simian the first time.
tardmonkey15: but you did after i called you one
sundaythedog: OK...and then you pointed out that you were using it as a noun, but refused to believ it was an adjective before I cited sources. I know, now, that you used it as a noun. I never denied it.
tardmonkey15: yes, you denied it, but you didn't completely deny it was a noun
tardmonkey15: just as i did not completely deny its' use as an adjective
sundaythedog: Cite please. I merely pointed out that it was an adjective.
sundaythedog: tardmonkey15: and "simian" is a noun
tardmonkey15: busted
sundaythedog: "a simian reference"
sundaythedog: What kind of reference? Simian
sundaythedog: busted, pwned, r0x0red, hax0red. You name it, you got it....
tardmonkey15: tardmonkey15: and what is a simian --- "AN ape or A monkey"
tardmonkey15: in this case, i was using it as a noun
tardmonkey15: busted, pwned, r0x0red, hax0red. You name it, you got it....
sundaythedog: You said: "simian"
tardmonkey15: sundaythedog: You didn't use it in a sentence...
tardmonkey15: sundaythedog: "a simian reference"
sundaythedog: What kind of reference? Simian
sundaythedog: I fail to see where I denied it. I just said it was an adjective.
tardmonkey15: i didn't say it wasn't an adjective
tardmonkey15: i merely pointed out that it is a noun
sundaythedog: Yes, but you implied that I was wrong to call it an adjective.
sundaythedog: tardmonkey15: haha
sundaythedog: Indeed you did...
tardmonkey15: and "simian" is a noun
tardmonkey15: same as you saying "destroyed that word. I haven't even an iota of respect for that stinking little adjective anymore. That is all."
tardmonkey15: and you implied that it is just a noun
tardmonkey15: andjective*
tardmonkey15: adjective*
sundaythedog: No, I didn't. I was pointing out that it was ALSO an adjective. You wouldn't have told me I was wrong abuot calling it an adjective if you thought that it was...
tardmonkey15: no, you didn't give the word all of the functions
tardmonkey15: or, more specifically
tardmonkey15: the function in which it was used
tardmonkey15: which is the most important to the statement
sundaythedog: Like I said earlier. Your messages are so convoluted anyway, it's impossible to tell how you were using it.
tardmonkey15: so you were too dense to get it? because i didn't give the word "simian" a noun to modify, shouldn't that make it a noun?
sundaythedog: No. No. We were thinking in different contexts. I was thinking about the day we got off the bus and you told me what it meant. I later looked it up and saw that it was, too, an adjective. You were just calling me a monkey. I understand it now, and have for the past fifteen minutes. I was just pointing out that the word simian is an adjective, also.
tardmonkey15: ok, agreed, but in your big opening statement, you did not say what the word was in its context. so that implied to me that you did not understand the context and i was merely (impolitely) correcting you.
sundaythedog: Yes. Have I not been saying for the whole conversation that I didn't understand the context at first. I knew it was both an adjective and a noun, but used it in it's most common form when adressing you.
tardmonkey15: no, you were telling me that the context i was using it in was an adjective
tardmonkey15: and i know i'm a monkey
sundaythedog: I figured that that was the context, but had no way of knowing. That's why I made the decision to se it as it's most common form.
sundaythedog: use*
tardmonkey15: but you did have a way of knowing, there were no other words in the statement, so how could an adjective modify a noun if there is no noun to modify?
sundaythedog: I didn't know you were using the word. I thought you might just be saying it to, like I said earleir, flaunt it.
tardmonkey15: ok
Session Start (AIM - sundaythedog:tardmonkey15): Sun Feb 09 00:16:02 2003
tardmonkey15: simian
sundaythedog: Would ya stop it, please. That has to be the single most annoying word in the world. Now you may ask: "Why didn't you tell me it was annoying to begin with?" And I say to you, because it wasn't! You have single-handedly destroyed that word. I haven't even an iota of respect for that stinking little adjective anymore. That is all.
tardmonkey15: ok
tardmonkey15: i feel happy now
tardmonkey15: i destroyed your utopia
tardmonkey15: i got the best reaction from you
tardmonkey15: haha
sundaythedog: Indeed you did...
tardmonkey15: and "simian" is a noun
tardmonkey15: busted
sundaythedog: "a simian reference"
sundaythedog: What kind of reference? Simian
sundaythedog: busted, pwned, r0x0red, hax0red. You name it, you got it....
tardmonkey15: and what is a simian --- "AN ape or A monkey"
tardmonkey15: in this case, i was using it as a noun
tardmonkey15: busted, pwned, r0x0red, hax0red. You name it, you got it....
sundaythedog: You said: "simian"
tardmonkey15: i was calling you a monkey
sundaythedog: You didn't use it in a sentence...
tardmonkey15: like this:
tardmonkey15: idiot
tardmonkey15: is that an adjective?
tardmonkey15: i didn't think so
sundaythedog: You can't very well tell me how you were using it when you really weren't using it at all. Just saying it.
tardmonkey15: tardmonkey15: like this:
tardmonkey15: idiot
tardmonkey15: is that an adjective?
tardmonkey15: i didn't think so
sundaythedog: Right...ok...and I was supposed to know that you go around calling people simians?
tardmonkey15: yes
sundaythedog: But you don't.
tardmonkey15: yes i do
tardmonkey15: tardmonkey15: simian
Maggixial: how are you
tardmonkey15: tardmonkey15: simian
stripes9286: hey
tardmonkey15: tardmonkey15: simian
LReese2700 signed off at 12:15:40 AM.
sundaythedog: No, you don't. You, most unfortunately, say the word all the itme on AIM, but I've never heard you utter the word as a noun. Only as an adjective.
tardmonkey15: but you know the definition is "an ape or a monkey"
tardmonkey15: so the statement "simian reference" could just be wrong...or the noun is being used as an adjective in that case
tardmonkey15: IN THAT CASE....
sundaythedog: I also know the definition is "pertaining to monkeys". Look it up, smart one.
tardmonkey15: the word would be used as a noun regularly
sundaythedog: NJo, in fact. It wouldn't
tardmonkey15: that's the ms sapp dictionary
sundaythedog: Like I said. Look it up and you'll see which definition comes first, cretin.
tardmonkey15: so yes, it would
sundaythedog: (Link: www.dictionary.com)www.dictionary.com
sundaythedog: There ya go. Now, which definition comes first?
tardmonkey15: mine says "an ape or monkey" "an anthropoid ape"
tardmonkey15: websters new world dictionary
tardmonkey15: second college edition
sundaythedog: (Link: http://www.meriamwebster.com/cgi-bin/dictionary)http://www.meriamwebster.com/cgi-bin/dictionary
sundaythedog: There's the newest version of the Meriam Webster dictionary for you. THE dictionary of America. What's its main function?
sundaythedog: Adjective. Thank you. Now, what were we arguing abuot?
tardmonkey15: Main Entry: simian
Function: noun
Date: 1880
: MONKEY, APE
tardmonkey15: now what was that?
tardmonkey15: you simian
sundaythedog: Nice try, moron. I'm not retarded.
tardmonkey15: now i have print and website on my side
tardmonkey15: you just have the internet
tardmonkey15: which is the worst place for correct information
sundaythedog: No, buddy. I'm looking right at the page. There's a small choice-box that has the two choices. It clearly lists the adjective first. Not to mention that when you type in simian, the adjective version comes up first.
tardmonkey15: what site did you use?
tardmonkey15: i sure didn't use the ones you gave me
sundaythedog: Buddy, the Meriam-Webster dictionary online is better than anything you have? Why? Because it's more up to date.
tardmonkey15: how do you know that?
sundaythedog: What, are you retarded?
sundaythedog: What's the copywrite date on your dictionary?
tardmonkey15: there's more than websters
tardmonkey15: you nazi
tardmonkey15: what does it matter?
tardmonkey15: 1990
sundaythedog: Nazi, eh? And that has what to do with anything?
sundaythedog: Well, the Meriam Webster site is 2003. Id have to say that that's a bit more recent.
tardmonkey15: you refuse to believe that there are more dictionaries that websters, and what does being more recent have to do with anything?
sundaythedog: "There's more than websters" Then why did you look it up in your websters dictionary?
sundaythedog: Because, word are reappropriated as time goes on.
tardmonkey15: i looked it up on a different internet one
tardmonkey15: doesn't matter
sundaythedog: Oh yeah? Which site?
tardmonkey15: all that matters is the context in which i use the word,
tardmonkey15: which, in this case,
tardmonkey15: was noun
tardmonkey15: if you didn't get that
tardmonkey15: you're retarded
tardmonkey15: i gave examples to support
sundaythedog: How are you supposed to know. No, you, mon ami, are retarded.
sundaythedog: I didn't?
tardmonkey15: didn't what?
sundaythedog: Give example, cretin/.
tardmonkey15: the way you just used cretin
sundaythedog: Scuse me?
tardmonkey15: and the way i use
tardmonkey15: idiot
tardmonkey15: idiot
tardmonkey15: moron
tardmonkey15: cretin
tardmonkey15: butt simian
tardmonkey15: it's the same comcept
tardmonkey15: concept*
sundaythedog: The word isn't cretin. It's not idiot. It's simian. I thought you were merly flaunting my earlier ignorance to what the word simian means.
tardmonkey15: no, i wasn't
tardmonkey15: i was flaunting the fact you called it an adjective when i used it as a noun
sundaythedog: I hadn't mentioned the word adjective before you wrote simian the first time.
tardmonkey15: but you did after i called you one
sundaythedog: OK...and then you pointed out that you were using it as a noun, but refused to believ it was an adjective before I cited sources. I know, now, that you used it as a noun. I never denied it.
tardmonkey15: yes, you denied it, but you didn't completely deny it was a noun
tardmonkey15: just as i did not completely deny its' use as an adjective
sundaythedog: Cite please. I merely pointed out that it was an adjective.
sundaythedog: tardmonkey15: and "simian" is a noun
tardmonkey15: busted
sundaythedog: "a simian reference"
sundaythedog: What kind of reference? Simian
sundaythedog: busted, pwned, r0x0red, hax0red. You name it, you got it....
tardmonkey15: tardmonkey15: and what is a simian --- "AN ape or A monkey"
tardmonkey15: in this case, i was using it as a noun
tardmonkey15: busted, pwned, r0x0red, hax0red. You name it, you got it....
sundaythedog: You said: "simian"
tardmonkey15: sundaythedog: You didn't use it in a sentence...
tardmonkey15: sundaythedog: "a simian reference"
sundaythedog: What kind of reference? Simian
sundaythedog: I fail to see where I denied it. I just said it was an adjective.
tardmonkey15: i didn't say it wasn't an adjective
tardmonkey15: i merely pointed out that it is a noun
sundaythedog: Yes, but you implied that I was wrong to call it an adjective.
sundaythedog: tardmonkey15: haha
sundaythedog: Indeed you did...
tardmonkey15: and "simian" is a noun
tardmonkey15: same as you saying "destroyed that word. I haven't even an iota of respect for that stinking little adjective anymore. That is all."
tardmonkey15: and you implied that it is just a noun
tardmonkey15: andjective*
tardmonkey15: adjective*
sundaythedog: No, I didn't. I was pointing out that it was ALSO an adjective. You wouldn't have told me I was wrong abuot calling it an adjective if you thought that it was...
tardmonkey15: no, you didn't give the word all of the functions
tardmonkey15: or, more specifically
tardmonkey15: the function in which it was used
tardmonkey15: which is the most important to the statement
sundaythedog: Like I said earlier. Your messages are so convoluted anyway, it's impossible to tell how you were using it.
tardmonkey15: so you were too dense to get it? because i didn't give the word "simian" a noun to modify, shouldn't that make it a noun?
sundaythedog: No. No. We were thinking in different contexts. I was thinking about the day we got off the bus and you told me what it meant. I later looked it up and saw that it was, too, an adjective. You were just calling me a monkey. I understand it now, and have for the past fifteen minutes. I was just pointing out that the word simian is an adjective, also.
tardmonkey15: ok, agreed, but in your big opening statement, you did not say what the word was in its context. so that implied to me that you did not understand the context and i was merely (impolitely) correcting you.
sundaythedog: Yes. Have I not been saying for the whole conversation that I didn't understand the context at first. I knew it was both an adjective and a noun, but used it in it's most common form when adressing you.
tardmonkey15: no, you were telling me that the context i was using it in was an adjective
tardmonkey15: and i know i'm a monkey
sundaythedog: I figured that that was the context, but had no way of knowing. That's why I made the decision to se it as it's most common form.
sundaythedog: use*
tardmonkey15: but you did have a way of knowing, there were no other words in the statement, so how could an adjective modify a noun if there is no noun to modify?
sundaythedog: I didn't know you were using the word. I thought you might just be saying it to, like I said earleir, flaunt it.
tardmonkey15: ok