Things Rand's girls would say....

[Kolo al'Jaden]

Just put some things that the Girls would say to Rand for any reason but be comical....
LIKE

Aveindha- Elayne could you move your elbow it is poking me in the eye

Elayne- thats not my elbow

Rand-*giggles*


AND

Rand- Ok your turn Elayne
*Min walks out of the bedroom*
*Rand gives Elayne the "Dragon Septor"*

Aveindha- So my sister-wife how is the weather...

Min- Its very hot

Aveindha- *sniff* wetlander sence of heat.... It will get very hot shortly.. *thinks about Rand*





LOL I hope I don't get kicked out of wotism for this.

[GWINNA]

how about Rand calls out the names of positions like sword forms
Rand calling out in order:
"Wadding through the marsh"

"snow capping the mountains"

"Trimming the weeds"

"Unlocking the secret passage"

"cobra vs the tigger"

"tasting the sunrise"

"shealthing the sword that is not the sword"

Elayne slightly annoyed:
"For the love of the creator Rand, SHUT UP!"

[talyn rahl]

LoL sword form porn very interesting

[wendy]

I heard a good one some oldbie chat wotists (yeah, those wierdos! :D) made once. "May I open your waygate with my talisman of growing?"

[Arawis]

lmao :p
jajaja, sword form porn....... :rolleyes: :p

[Kolo al'Jaden]

Rand- O.K. Elayne go fetch the Red Rod

Elayne-*channels briefly into the Rod*

Rand- *gets the show of his life*

[Ulk]

Originally posted by wendy
I heard a good one some oldbie chat wotists (yeah, those wierdos! :D) made once. "May I open your waygate with my talisman of growing?"

:mad: ~resents being called a weirdo~ you're just saying that cos we were so much cooler ~nods~

[Mann]

i still haven't met a Canuk I can't outdrink....

[VerBATum]

Wendy-burd is an older wotist than you are Ulk-dude.

at first i thought this was gonna be a dumb thread. but this is pretty funny.

[Ulk]

what ver? i didnt say she wasnt... ~is confused~ just said chatters were cooler than mb ppl. which we were. ~nods~ and anyway, i'm an older wotist than you :p

~thinks Mann and he should meet~

[GWINNA]

Rand holds a box in front of him with his arms down strait holding low
Rand: I got you a present
Min tries to grab it
Rand: NO! just open it up
rand giggles

[Mann]

Ulk, will do. And i'm an older WOTist than you. Nods.

[Mithrandir]

and i'm a younger wotist then you :p
so puh :rolleyes:

[Ulk]

you were around in '97 mann? ... i really should have looked at the board more than once or twice before going full time chatter. hehe.

[Arawis]

~is younger wotist than most~
nyah nyah!
:p

[Kolo al'Jaden]

I am one of the youngest

[Kolo al'Jaden]

Oh and....

Elayne- Bitch! That was my Idea with the Red Rod

Av.- So... As first sisters we share everything. We share Rand, why not the Rod?

Min- All you guys have it easy... I have to work hard to get that horny drunk!!!

Elayne & Av.- Well your really good at it you slezzy back alley whore!!!!

Min- *pours some vodka*

[Kolo al'Jaden]

Is anybody out there.... dose anybody care...?!!!?!!?!?!?

[Harun]

*feels tempted to sing the rest of Def Leppard's "Foolin'"*

[nightfairy]

SING IT BROTHER! :D

[Amelia Sedai]

Im just hearing the porn music

Boom chick a bom wom.....c'mon everybody you know the words!

Amelia Sedai

[Mike]

what have words got to do with porn... :confused:

[Amelia Sedai]

Originally posted by Mike
what have words got to do with porn... :confused:

How about these words: C'mon baby! YES YES YEEESSS!!!!!


Amelia Sedai

[Mike]

Ooh, those are not words. Those are howls of pleasure, like woohoo! and giddyup!...

By the way... Don't stop :D

[Kolo al'Jaden]

Min- So whos turn is it tonight?

Elayne- the only diplomatic thing to do would be to draw straws. Rand please put these three in any order without us looking. the one with the short straw gets him.

Elayne- dang I got a long one

Aveindha- Me too *sigh*

Min- Hey I got the short one!!! *smiles*

Rand- Thats not a straw Min... *blushes*

[Amelia Sedai]

Originally posted by Mike
Ooh, those are not words. Those are howls of pleasure, like woohoo! and giddyup!...

By the way... Don't stop :D

Oh yeah "dont stop" is also good words for porn!

Amelia Sedai

[Kolo al'Jaden]

Come on folks, lets stay on task. What would be some things Rand or Rands girls would say to each other... I am the only keeping it going! Start a porn thread if you want to... but lets stay on subject.

[Amelia Sedai]

Originally posted by Kolo al'Jaden
Come on folks, lets stay on task. What would be some things Rand or Rands girls would say to each other... I am the only keeping it going! Start a porn thread if you want to... but lets stay on subject.

Oh please, this basically IS a porn thread. Geez!

Amelia Sedai

[Kolo al'Jaden]

.....so....:grumbles:

[Amelia Sedai]

lighten up!

[Kolo al'Jaden]

*losses ten pounds*

[Amelia Sedai]

Good Boy!

[Kolo al'Jaden]

I think you should change your signature from "smartmouth goddess" to "smartass goddess"

[LaughingTurtle]

Let's give him a pat on the back boys cause he's the real mister original. ;)


(that's nice kiddies, don't fight)

[Amelia Sedai]

Originally posted by Kolo al'Jaden
I think you should change your signature from "smartmouth goddess" to "smartass goddess"

smartmouth...smartass, same thing!

Amelia Sedai

[Kolo al'Jaden]

No... you speak from one and eat food with the other:cool:

[Amelia Sedai]

No, a smartass no matter how smart it is cannot speak.

**beginning to belive that Kolo does take things too seriously**


Amelia Sedai

[GWINNA]

Rand: Care to find out why they call me "lord of the Morning"?

[Kolo al'Jaden]

Girls: care to find out why they call us your bitchs?
Rand: YES! *Smiles*

[Ulk]

okay, i have to say this. this is by far the most retarded idea for a thread ever. none have been funny, especially my man kolo's over here. i've wanted to say this for a while, but i thought someone might wind up posting a funny one. after the one i just read above me tho.... ~shakes head sadly~

[supuradam]

*cheer4ulk*

you read my mind :rolleyes:

[GWINNA]

Rand: enney, meeni, minee, moe..... well it looks like it you tonight.~points at bela~

[Kolo al'Jaden]

lol Lord GWINNA.... I love it.

It dosn't matter if you think it is funny... I know most of mine are kinda lame.. but its all good. Just smile and nod and humor me. I know Lord GWINNA does.

[nightfairy]

If you dont stop calling him Lord Gwinna, I'm going to have to smite you.

[supuradam]

tell me who to smite, nf, and they shall be smoten :D

[Kolo al'Jaden]

Can't Stop... Lord GWINNA is deserving of his title. You on the other hand Supuadam... I give you the title Sir Masterbater! j/p

[nightfairy]

~tries to ignore.... tries to ignore...~

[Kolo al'Jaden]

You cannot ignore my charm Fairy of the Night

[Arawis]

:umm:
~steps away from nf's smite~

[Mann]

Everybody's smitten with nightfairy...

[Talon al'Den]

mmmm....nightfairy.....


*snaps out of it*

BTW, which book/chapter was the rod thing in...I ....um....need to look it up.....foooorrrrr....ummm.....reasearch....yes. reasearch purposes!

[LaughingTurtle]

It's the dust i tells yah, the dust!

~sniff~

ahhh :eek: :blush: :o :D :shattered

[Ulk]

Nice avatar Talon. Nice.

[Kolo al'Jaden]

Do you like my Avatar?....

[Chiv]

Your avatar sucks, unless the idea was to broadcast the fact that you are homogay, in which case: mission sucessful.

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[Ulk]

roflmao!!!

[Arawis]

jajaja! :p
i havent seen yall in a while, good to have the laughs back ;)

[Kolo al'Jaden]

No... your dude Chiv looks like a homo crack head from the 80's. As I always say "nothing good came out of the 80's except me" My guy is a rocken warrior searching out evil dragons to slay them with his mighty axe of Justice. Yeah thats it *glare at Arawis and mumbles about killing all Dragons*

[LaughingTurtle]

umm dude, Chiv is a crack head from the 80's (don't know about him being a homo, I try not to pry :D ;)

But yeah, i'd have to say...your avatar would be cool kolo...if only he had on some pants....well at least a loin cloth ala Conan...or maybe just a speedo...something....anything :D

[wendy]

I cannot remain silent. Get your crackheads straight please. Chivs avy is Ace Rimmer! The bravest and noblest space hero in all the universe. He'd kick your avys naked ass :D

"Smoke me a kipper skipper! I'll be back for breakfast"

[Kolo al'Jaden]

My avatar is wearing a thong! Duh

[Chiv]

Thong or not, you just know once he manages to kill a dragon he's going to analy violate the corpse.

PS, nobody calls Ace Rimmer a crackhead.

[Kolo al'Jaden]

No... he would not defile himself by getting dragon fudge on his manhood. He would cut the corpse into small parts and make clothes out of them and smile at all the losers wearing leather. ;)

Oh.. And I call him a crackhead and what I say is law.... Its in the Constitution.... look it up.

[Talon al'Den]

Wow! I cant belive my semi-lackluster chocobo avatar started a huge brach in the discuscion!

Should I now change it to my animated Tonberri avatar?

and once again, where is that red rod chapter?

[Chiv]

And why would I care what it says in your constitution? Bloody upitty colonists, learn your place :dozey:

[Mann]

Ummm. The USA where we first sent our convicts....

[LaughingTurtle]

uh what about Australia? (or am i just mixed up)

[Kolo al'Jaden]

I am getting confused too...

[Ulk]

he said _first_ sent our convicts LT.

your avatar _is_ pretty homogay Kolo. maybe change it to a monkey or something, everyone likes monkeys.


oh oh! a bunny. yes. EVERYONE likes bunnies.

[Mann]

Yup. We sent lots of convicts to Oz, but we sent them to the US first. Especially all those religeous nutters.

[nightfairy]

I dont like monkeys. :dozey:

[Buckweet]

Ok I cant believe I completely missed this thread...part of me is thanking God and the other...


*Bonks kolo on the head with sword hilt*

Be nice to my Sedai :furious: ...or else. :D

And Amelia... I never knew you had such a naughty side

(woohooo) err I mean.... :blush:

[Aragorn]

The religious people left on their own anyway. I mean, what do you have to choose from in England? The Church of England and Catholicism. Meh.

[Amelia Sedai]

Originally posted by Buckweet
Ok I cant believe I completely missed this thread...part of me is thanking God and the other...


*Bonks kolo on the head with sword hilt*

Be nice to my Sedai :furious: ...or else. :D

And Amelia... I never knew you had such a naughty side

(woohooo) err I mean.... :blush:

Me? Naughty? ***looks over her shoulder to see if hes talking to somebody else***

Its about time you got here to do some head bonking, not to be confused with hair touseling.


Amelia Sedai

[Chiv]

Originally posted by Aragorn
The religious people left on their own anyway. I mean, what do you have to choose from in England? The Church of England and Catholicism. Meh.

It was the catholics we kicked out, butt-munch. It was more of a "Church of England or persection, imprisonment and death" kinda deal. Not as good a choice as "Cake or Death", but still.

[Aragorn]

"Death, please. Nono! I mean cake!"

Heh. He's funny.

[Mann]

Actually, it was mainly the Methoidists we tried to kick out. The Cathhholics were just persecuted. There's actually quite a few churces in the UK; I'm not convinced thats a sane idea though.

[Kolo al'Jaden]

Kick the Jehovas(sp) witnesses out... the keep knocking on my door. *fingers sword hilt* I have a sign that on my wall that says "Warning: All sales, religious, and politcal representes will be shot on sight. So stay the hell away from my house!!!" and it has a picture of a shot gun pointing at this guy holding a political sign with a beard and a vaccum. Its halirous.

[Mann]

Oh I don't know, there's worse than the Jehovas about. Just tell them no, and they shove off easily enough.

[Chiv]

Mormons are worse, fuckers just won't take "no" for an answer.

[Kolo al'Jaden]

Get a sign and they leave you alone...
















or they get shot

[Ulk]

what you SHOULD do is let them in, knock them out, and give them to Mike to keep in his basement. pretty soon there'll be no more left. he's got a real big basement.

[The Tourist]

What do you get if you cross a Hell's Angel with a Jehovah's witness?

Someone who knocks on your door on a Sunday morning and tells YOU to fuck off


TEEE HEEEE!!!!!!!

[Kolo al'Jaden]

What do you get when you bread a dog and a women.... Isn't that the same thing? *ducks all the slaps* I was just playing please don't kill me... *raises his hands innocently*

[Aragorn]

When you bread them...lol.

[Kolo al'Jaden]

or even if you leave them alone

[Ulk]

pssst. he was making fun of your speeling.

[Anita_Blake]

i hereby declare this thread silly.

.... and join the silliness..... :) :p :D

[Kolo al'Jaden]

leave me stinking spelling alone man...