Battle Poetry

[PakMakaveli]

As asked by Cypher.

LT and I have created a thread strictly dedicated to the art or lyrical assault.

Feel free to join in.

Ladies and Gentlemen, let the war begin

[Cypher]

Cypher is the most aggressive
But he's also the least possessive
Not a nickle does he own
But his determination is in his bone
None shall withstand his anger
All shall flee from the danger
No wolf nor turtle shall he fear
Nor the very night which is dear
No power shall unite to stop me
Not even Malcor_S and archely


OOT (out of text) - too tired to go on.

[Mike]

Well, I prefer a nice big hug :)
~accidentally steps on Cypher,
and squashes him like a bug~

Oops! What have I done?!
The Omnipotent One is gone...

Well, except for the goo
his remains left under my shoe

[Cypher]

Cypher the goo that was on mike's shoe
Has reformed himself and now looks coo
Not only has he better looks, but he's more powerful too
Now giant mike can't squash him with his shoe
He will have to devise a better plan
If he wants to make me dead again

Cypher, seeing no one else posting here,
Goes off on a rampage through mike's hair.
He starts attacking the hair with his ray
Only to notice the ineffectualness of this day
Goes back home to devise new plan
Maybe I could do a quick Cat scan

He goes off searching for kitty
And find one that looks hungry and takes pity
He sends the cat to mike for something to eat
The cat starts eating with mike's feat
Then moves up to his legs and belly
Finally the cat is to eyeball's jelly.

So ends the story of mike the bug stepper
But he may come back bigger and better
No deaths are final in this big battle
Or else it would ruin the fun and hastle
So post all u want but always in fear
That Cypher will come back and take what is dear.

[PakMakaveli]

Makaveli steps on to the secne
All he sees are boys chasing after green
Killing eachother with a shoe
Things that would be done by a fool
When will they begin to realize
PK is the bringer of demise
Darker then the darkest night
Colder then a block of ice

No pity, no emotion
MK feeds Cypher to the cat and keeps on coastin'
Mike is dead and so is Cyph
Looks like PM and LT made it to the final fight
Time to defeat the slowest of foes
LTs getting fat
his stomach similar to bread rolls
The turtle cant get away
PM hides, no scratch that, PM is the Shadows

[PakMakaveli]

Listen to my battle cry
Make a move and everyone dies
Its the call of destruction to mankind
Makaveli and the Light
Battle for all time
Similar to good against evil
But its just me against all you people

Thirty against me
The odds dont seem so good
Make it 50 against me
Now you have a chance, or atleast you should

[Cypher]

Getting cocky are ya now?
Because u hit me while I'm down?
Well, I'll turn things to right
Just as soon as it turns night
For I shall summon the fairy
And she shall turn u to dairy
For once she ruins ur fun
At least there'll be meat on ur bun

Now as for this cat I found
I'm pretty sure its scared of my hound
For it did not follow me home
But instead went on its own
It was full from gorging on mike
So all it did was purr near me in fright
Don't come to conclusions b4 jobs are done
Or else u may find Cypher ruining ur fun.

Always be sure of ur kills
For I have remarkable escapee skills
As to LT and ur fight
Beware the jaws (they snap tight)
I shall watch this brawl
And see who the winner is after all
But my money's on LT
For he has powers as you'll soon see

[PakMakaveli]

Archely, you have it twisted
its M.O.B
Money over Bi....s
Battles and wars
no time for wh...s

The Rated R chat room
not for the weak hearted fool

[LaughingTurtle]

Everybody best watch out,
LT is on the scene without a doubt.
Cypher my boy, got my back,
don't need him though to take out pak.
You think'n I'm gett'n too slow
Being a turtle, that's just the way we roll.
So you best be stepp'n back Pak
Or I might have to pull out my gack.

Arch, you're act'n like a fool
You've forgotten the golden rule.
Good thing Pak has it down
Listen, learn, and don't be a clown.
Now let's get on with this facedown,
So i can show you my skills of much renown.

Let the words war begin,
Beware all yee who enter here-in

[PakMakaveli]

Good lookin out LT
your holdin it down
But not against me

The war has begun
This is the first battle
After im done, your gonna remember your first baby rattle

LT better watch where you roll
Surrounded by fire
watch the game unfold
All the stories you told
Nothing but lies
Your a fake, a disgrace
now meet your demise
Stay in your place
lower you eyes
Bow down to the greater man
me, pak, with the upper hand

[Cypher]

Cypher's amused at pak's little ruse
Obviously he isn't checking the news
Having the Upper-Hand in the beginning
Normally means a horrible ending
Hasn't he learned anything from b4
But I guess this is his first war

[supuradam]

pak, all i've got to say,
is that you will pay.
pickin a fight with CY and LT's,
already got you in poo to your knees.
best if you step down while you can,
unless you wanna end up a dead man.

[LaughingTurtle]

Never to you will I yield,
My faith in my win is my shield.
Son you're out of your league,
Your rhym'n seems a bit fatigued.
Maybe you should enlist a colleague
or you won't survive my blitzkrieg.

Today, tomorrow it doesn't matter
In the end your blood will splatter
Now don't become as mad as a hatter
Just cause you're dreams are a shatter

[Cypher]

Cypher is getting distracted from this fight
A new girl has appeared in my sight
Whats this, its wendy, time to kill
I hope she enjoys this for the thrill

Cypher decides to *whip* her a bit
While she screams and yells
Cypher is tired of her fit
So he will cast her to the deepest of hells

She can't run, nor hide, nor escape
All is blocked from her except the pain
Even satan delites as he goes for the rape
But Cypher interfers to make satan slain

No one shall interfere while I destroy
This little girl who got in my way
She tried to kill me in chat, such a ploy
Now she shall die every single day

First I shall kill her with this big hammer
What a delite in making mashed human
Then I shall throw her in the slammer
And watch her decay into a jew man*

Once she is dead her zombie form will arise
She shall hunt anything that moves
And eat all ur body, including your thighs
But then I shall torch her and make her lose

Having a charred wendy to stalk among us
Will probably terrorize the weak people here
But not to worry she is dying as we discuss
How to dispose of her body without fear

Some people thought of the bottom of Pacific
And others derived to cast her in space
But these are not very specific
As to how we will do it without giving a chase

Wendy, the zombie, shall haunt us forever
And possibly destroy everything that we made
But not to worry for she is always slower
Than everyone but the people we paid

Those people shall have to die to wendy
For the price that they charged us
But at least they shall live happily
Until wendy comes to destroy their joyous

So Cypher is her to save the day
With this huge nuke to stop the zombies
He'll launch it and watch while it blows away
Half of Australia and most of the Aussies


* refers to World War II all in jest though.

I wrote this at the request of the person who died, so don't complain to me if u don't like it. Its the best I could come up with on such short notice. (Well, back to the fight between LT and PakMak)

[PakMakaveli]

superdam

Id rather die like a man
Then live like a coward
But that is just who I am
Dont care too much for political power

Ive seen the future
And its hopeless
Only because youre there
Its just a big mess

Indeed it was misery
Driven by my own demons
Because they were killing me

Runnin from the future
Escaping in the fog
Sentenced to live in the smog

We probably in hell already
Our dumb @sses not knowing
That everybody kissing @ss to go to heaven aint going

This is all that life is
Lived by guns pointed to our faces

[wendy]

Cypher just killed me, what a bummer
but hey I know what he did last summer
with my fire scarred face and fire charred bones
I'll scare him to death when he answers the phone

dakly with menace I will ask him his name
"why?" he'll say with his voice meek and lame
laughing I'll answer "I would like to know
who I am looking at, through the window"

Everyone will hear him scream!
he'll run in panic through the closed glass door screen
"oops" he'll say, "I though it was open
now the damn thing is all smashed and broken"

Me, Zombie wendy, will help him up
"You silly dear I was just kidding, yup!"
"Ouch!" he will say, "My poor cut up wrist!"
As blood pours onto his clenched up fist

deftly I'll stem the arterial flow
because of first aid I just happen to know
Now dear folks the moral of this tale
is do not be violent or you'll end up quite pale

[nightfairy]

LOL! You go girl!

(somebody remind me not to get on her bad side
cause a battle between us would be a real bumpy ride!)

[A.k.a]

Paks the man...
hes got it there
he taken on the duo clan

He's not alone, in this world of ryme
he got an ally from his time

out of the dark a stranger came
the one they call akka insane

this fellow perched and viewed it all
and now has struck to take it all
the time has come for all to be done
Pakman and akka are here for the craker!

[PakMakaveli]

Finally someone that understands
from the darkness slips the dark hand

Its the hand of fate
The hand of time
Cypher,LT, and Wendy all got a date
With the bullets from my nine
(a nine is slang for gun -- for those out of touch with todays world)

Many rise to challenge me
But all fail miserably

Thats just the truth
As real as the light
It cant be changed
So stay out of my sights

[A.k.a]

paks got the lead,
hes on his way
hes set his course to sail today

im the hand in the dark as said before
i sit and write before you all
be wary all for the time is nye
when akka and pak present to the eye

So ill pick up my sword
and defeat u all
bow down to the ones
they all call LORDS!

[LaughingTurtle]

I'm sorry don't make me laugh
Claiming to be noble you're just riff-raff.
Though your skills are quite apparent,
Your loyalty may soon become transparent
When you realize who the winners are
that my friend is when you'll go far
So drop your misguided faith
In the dark evil wraith

[Mann]

I wandered lonely as a cloud.....

[PakMakaveli]

This is just something i had to get off of my chest. Those that know me, which is none of you, would understand this and see it coming.....

The darkness that befalls us all
Can I be proud and still stand tall?
With my back up against the wall
I ask God to answer my prayers
Are you there?
Are you willing to hear?
My reputation is well known
Will God put that aside and treat me as one of his own?
Or will he banish me to this earth
Where life is equivalent to dirt
And the worst thing to happen was my birth

What has my life come to?
My path at a crossroads
Which way do I choose?
To the right is suffering
To the left is pain
A travel down any path is a travel in vain
Behind me is carnage
In front of me is waste
Death becomes of us all
But then why do we hesitate?
Perhaps it was fate that brought me here
Or maybe something more
All I see is gray
How can I be sure?

My concentration is wavering
My power is fading
My Allah, will you help me?
Why do you keep us waiting?
We have performed our duty
We have answered your calls
So why not pick us up?
We’re about to fall

[A.k.a]

paks hit a wall
his cards are on the fall
hes opened his heart
to hear the remarks.

People sit and stare
for their brains couldn't care.
But the hearts of all,
cry out for more.

Gods and creation
are things of imagination
coz no one in here can see very clear!

The doors have been opened
the stage is clear
the rumors have started
that ARMAGETON is here!!

[PakMakaveli]

Aces and eights
The cards i Hold
Dead mans hand
But still I roll
Life is a struggle
Obstacles at every turn
better watch where you step
or you might get burned

[LaughingTurtle]

You think you're righteous
You think you've been wronged
My friend, you're no matyr
Get off your high horse
I know i won't show any remorse.
Life is truely just a bitch

[Cypher]

Cypher is not confused
Even though aka is not used
To spelling things correct
Unless there's such a direct
Meaning to Armageton
Is this a new person?
Or perhaps a band has come
To play LT's Victory song?
I believe this is neither,
But it could be either.
Possibly the end of the world
But that would be a different word
Armageddon is correct spelling
Beware of Cypher's voice and yelling
For a gun follows when the sound stops
First a camera to get u seeing spots
Then my fist to fix that nose
But here's a dictionary for your woes
Use it next time b4 u post
Or your fate will be a ghost

[Mann]

A caw, a caw,
Lightning flashes,
the dust of death,
someones ashes,
die Now! she cries,
as they all weep,
and are joined in eternal sleep,
the Crow! She howls,
the Crow! She bellows,
with shrieking pain, rises to join her fellows.....

[PakMakaveli]

originally posted by Cypher:
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Cypher is not confused
Even though aka is not used
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So now we can sure
Cyphers been used
More the a two cent whore
Actually he was raped
Because he refused

Raped by LT
Aint that a shame
I told cypher
to never turn his back on that dame

Thats all LT is
Just a little child
Screaming for candy
Getting a bit too spoiled

Mann is angry
I guess its that time of month
Empty needles by his bed
His arm is pumped
Cocaine and Heroin on the floor
Weed on the table
Its funny when you try to stand
Your still unstable
And emotional breakdowns what you had
Your mind is whack
So your girl dumped you
Thats for being addicted to crack

LT, cypher, and Mann
The three stooges are you all
I throw you off a building
But your too fat to fall
Unable to stand
unable to see
Your as blind as a bad
And just as ugly

This is all out war
Me against the three
Just to make it fair
You should get wendy
Because she has talent
The rest of you do not
You made fun of me once
What you think i forgot?

Retaliation is a bitch
So watch its bite

[LaughingTurtle]

Bite? you call that bite?
I call that a sorry sight.
Think you can scare me?
I'm fearless, can't you see.
Your sad attempt has failed.
Your only friend has bailed.

All your insults and jeers
sound like a baby cry'n tears
you should stop your whining
and just give up already
I'm not cypher's buttbuddy
But i will turn your bones to putty

As to the tossing off walls
We ain't fat, you just got no balls
There's no need to involve wendy
Then there'd be no contest, no doubt
The fair lady would take us all out.

Man I'm tired of this charade
The glory is begining to fade
I think i shall live'n things up
And switch things around alittle..............

[A.k.a]

Bite?..how can I bite,
ive been knocked in the face
by pak and his mates

the verdics have come..
and the votes all said '1'
aks on his own ..
right down to the bone!

Im running on empty
im outta the race
or maybe im bluffing
to get in ur face!

You talk of a game..
a game of charades..
if that is so...
then ur mimicking fame!!

[wendy]

good golly gracious
everyone is so serious
Paks voice of despair
and wretched experience

AKA the Aussie
who has entered the fray
But the Laughing amphibian
might scare him away!

Cypher is angry
I can feel his harsh wrath
it travels the oceans
to curdle my broth (well, heinz soup actually)

Mann takes a beating
in Paks latest jibe
What will he think of
to save his own hide?

archely is lost
I think he's gone down
same as SD
they didn't last in this town!

The blood is stirred hot
for these poetry wars
A great conflict like this
reveals gifts and dark flaws

I feel it arising
a deep seething hate
I warn all the wary
get outta here mate!

[supuradam]

aight wend i'm still here,
just had to go get some more beer.
need one more to knock back,
now stop giving me so much flak.

just remember who's got my back,
indiana jones does, and he's a mack.
he'll kill you in the face better than cy,
and his whip, my oh my.

cy, i had your back from the first,
and in my face you let them say their worst.
Lt, same to you, i thought we were bros,
but then i come back to get dissed by these ho's.

Well, time for me to get back to my room,
so i can bring about all y'alls doom.

(no offense meant with the ho's thing...)

[PakMakaveli]

Looks like everybody is out
Dont blame me
I leave no doubt

Hear my battle cry
Everyone fought me
Now it seems they've died

They all ran from war
Except for me
I dont leave till I'm bleeding on the floor

Dead bodies all around
Arch, Cyph, and Mann
dead on the ground
Seems Im the last one left
The last one breathing
While LT and I duke it out

Everybody runs
Everybody is scared
Thats what happens
when you come ill prepared

Arch, Cyph and Man are gone
They lacked the skills
Maybe I should take on wendy
At least she knows how to kill

LT is nothing
He has much to learn
They way he slips
He may get burned

So Battle Poetry is down
But still not out
No one knows how to win
No one knows what Im about...

[chronodmin]

.

[Mike]

Sparkling madness
in mindsucking eyes
emanating silent voices
"come a little closer..."

A fool answers
with a cry
not his own
eager to meet
cold sharp steel
cutting flesh and bone

An eye flickering
claws glittering
silver and red
And fear vaporizes
the blood running
from a dying vessel

death comes
so calm and sweet
through utter pain
lifting the spirit
freeing the soul
And demons take it down

Hell has come
in sparkling madness
mindsucking eyes
emanating silent voices
"come a little closer..."

~smiles~

[Tayhlon]

Death has come,
in many forms
and many ways.

Where Death goes,
none can say
until the bodies are touched
by light of day

In the darkness,
Death rules all

In the light,
Death rules all

For in the end
Death will always
win

[wendy]

My eyes are blind in this sudden night
the moon has gone
the stars are dimmed
what has passed here?
death she says
death wins she says

The destroyer reaps the path that Shiva walks
her eight arms writhing
to call creation back again
to bring fire from the ashes
light from the dark
life from the death

I sit, and wait for the morning.

[PakMakaveli]

Shiva, hindu god of destruction
leaves nothing but corruption

Fire in my path
Ice on my back
Im being split apart
Impossible to last

A hole in my heart
Keeps me knee deep in trouble
Fakes and snakes
Keep me riding on a thin bubble

Me against the world
Thats what it seems to be
Armies cross my path
100 on one
How long do I expect to last?

Ashes to Ashes
Dust to dust
We keep on going
Until were about to bust

My past all behind me
Creeps up to bite me
In the electric chair I sleep
Hoping this sad life is but a dream

[LaughingTurtle]

All that was is for naught,
Do we even know why we fought.
The storm has settled,
But all is still dark.

We knew it had to end some day,
But why did it have to be this way?
Some friends have gone dust to dust,
Their weapons left out to rust.

All the glory and fame now faded,
Our experiences have made us jaded.
I'm truely sad Pak had to go,
He was the one worthy foe.

So here I stand alone at the top,
So weary and tired i may just drop.
If this is winning, I'd rather lose.
If you'll excuse me, I'm due for a snooze....

[Kolo al'Jaden]

I challenge any and all,
Come now answer the call,
Battle my wits if you dare,
Just here to watch? Grab a chair,
I will bash you with my skill,
Oh the mayhem is quite a thrill,
Bring your best and bring your worst,
Under my verse you are all cursed,
I mean for no hate to speard,
So lets keep the battle friendly on this thread,
Like the sands of the hour glass,
You will all kiss my ass,


I await a challenge

[Arienn]

So as i come along,
i find to my surprise all you bitches are gone,
for more beer?
beer my ass mofo,
Tha phattest drink you drank was red cordial,
yo,
and i'm thinkin the thought that i think, cat,
is that as a cru we'd all f*ckin blitz the world of the modern days pop music rap

So y'all think you blow my mind,
but y'all are rappin out of time,
So the battle is only begun with this junk,
...yo
... I'll kick all your ho asses punks,

all tha sh*t you is flipping is elementary,
you wanna see tough?
I spent three years in state penitentiary,
So Tayhlon and Wendy,
Pak Makaveli,
Kolo, Chrono, Mike and LT
... and AKA - just shut your potty mouths,
Not that i even know what this wack thread is about,
just you fools spoutin' rap,
and pretendin y'all can touch me,
I propose yo asses - you ain't as rough as me

was that right?

[wendy]

Well hey I really don't know
if that was right or just for show
But hey I'll go with the flow
so talk to the hand sis or go!
Cos your kind ain't needed no
and your better of schnoffing blow
than messing with me kitten, yo!
cos I'll tie you up in a bow
and your face will hotly glow
cos you'll be so full of woe
your circulation so bent it won't flow
so yeah watch out Ario!

[Arienn]

So you call me Ario - what is that?
a demented Oreo biscuit?
hey girl are you listenin' to me?
I'm the revolutionary,
the instigator,
I'm the new homie in this town,
and i've come to cut you down from your tree,
don't you try and 'queen' me!
I kick arse with ease!
Liek Santa cruises on christmas eve ..

And all you other groupie poets
You might be smart but you can't hold it,
like i do,
cos i'm the top and i always will be,
just like doctor Phil on oprah winfrey,
so just keep tryin
to rhyme in,
time like i am,
So watch out for my spinnin show,
wendy, yo,
indigo,
spindle bowl,
palmino foal...
sh*t what was that,
just you wait until Ari gets her groove back.

word

*bass and fade*

[Kolo al'Jaden]

English is not the language you speak,
But If I may have a peek....

I'll bust a cap in all ya ass's,
Slap you down without bus pass's,
Bitch don't talk about my mamma like dat,
Cause we all know that yo mamma the queen of fat,
Get up out my crib if ya know what fo,
All ya All better learn that I hit low,
Ya can back the booty right on up in here,
"Hey Bitch... get me another Beer",
I can rhyme and I can rap,
But slut I don't speak that crap......

Quite an Intersting language if it pleases you,
But I think I will stick with Proper English and German too,

[wendy]

ario dude, just the fact
you watch oprah
has me smackt!
and what the hell
was with that stuff
bout spindle bowls
are you on crack?

and maybe yeah
your some wierd bikkie
an oreo
and not a chickie
a dreadful export
from the USA
with a crappy ad
with a dog and a boy

And Kolo matey
toss away
you won't last another day
with newbieness
your hide is rank
good god you need
a damn good spank
get over here
I'll have you whipped
my domnatrix suit
still fits

[LaughingTurtle]

I come back here in peace
Tis no need to alert the police
For Kolo ain't why I'm here
I’d rather see a dominatrix brassiere.

It's the fair Wendy I do seek,
I've heard she has a new technique,
That'll really make yah squeak.
So I gots to get me a peek

So Wendy
tell me when you're done,
With that little heathen
And I’ll be ready
Just don’t forget your teddy ;)

[Kolo al'Jaden]

Have all the pain you seek,
you laughing turtle may be to week,
With Wendy's skill with whip and belt,
Shes liable to leave a welt,
A good hard spanking is what I got,
But God am I glad that Wendys hot,
She spank the shit right out your ass,
God she is a mean little lass,
Cry and whine, it will give her pleasure,
If you don't she might take an extra measure,
Blood will flow before shes done,
and your ass will be as red as morning sun,

[wendy]

haha, spose I asked for that :p


wendy frowned in pensive thought
twas not the reaction that she sought
she wanted tears
not greedy leers
perhaps her leather skirt's too short?

it was time to change her strategy
somehow she had to get these three
make em pay
and make em pray
the error of their ways to see

her eyes anarrowed, her arms afolded
or so it goes in the story tolded
she pulled her braid
her hips she swayed
she sniffed until their wills all folded

yep they ran away real fast
they couldn't withstand the nynaeve blast
squealing and tripping
crying and flipping
they ran in sheer terror to the very last

[Kolo al'Jaden]

Should I counter with Lan or Moraine,
The only ones that could still stay sane,
When that whore Nyneve pulled her braid,
I think Lan can handle her and get laid...

~Counters with Lan~

Do you think I fear your braid pulling,
I won't stand for your mulling,
I am going to spank you hard as you did I,
Bond or no bond I will see you cry,
"Oh Mercy" will be your plea,
But thats not all I want to satisfy me,
Tis time to cut that hair,
With all those pulls it is not fair,
So a little "snip snip" and slap on the rump,
Your fist on my head leaves not a lump,
In alittle while your hair will grow,
but pulling your braid you will forget to know,
It is time to make the babies now,
Come on Nyneve(Wendy) I will show you how.......;)

[LaughingTurtle]

Awh Wendy, what a mixup!
I had more than just my hopes up,
But I never mistook you for a trollop,
Though you'll always be my sexy pinup.
Hopefully this little slipup,
Won't turn into a breakup.

Now I don't know about you all
But it's time I went AWOL.
I've had it with that screwball
His dirty mind is such a gall
No more with him will I brawl
For all he does is just appall

Though I might be back
To give a little payback
Or maybe to offer a wisecrack
Even renew the attack
Who knows where I'll lay down the smack
I'll lay you out flat like amtrack

So goodbye for now
I'll win you over yet Wendy, somehow
I'll do something to make you go wow
Maybe I'll hold a luau
To that I do avow.
Ciao!

[Kolo al'Jaden]

Wendy is mine to own,
Not yours Turtle man,
I will not even give her as a loan,
I am her "BIGGEST" fan,
She can spank and slap to her hearts desire,
Wear me out and wear me in,
All that justs sparks my fire,
O' the pure joy of her slapping my skin,
The End

[nightfairy]

since when are wotist women owned?
are we in the dark ages or am I just stoned? (get it-get it? ;) )
If this is a battle, for glory and truth
let the battle begin, the vets vs. youth

I will not be found, on the battlefield here
I am just the narrator, with moderator's spear
to poke the warriors back onto the field
should they tumble out of the guidelines, I feel

Now enough of this talk of the lust of the fight
Back into battle, and with honour, by the light!

[Kolo al'Jaden]

No challenges have come hence forth,
I want a skilled warrior in verse and rhyme,
But I fear none shall come this time,

Scared of my Wits and of my Talent,
The will not battle me face to face,
But make little remarks in a hidden place,

The numbers do not Matter,
I will bash them all,
Mistress Nightfairy, you make the call;

[Arawis]

Originally posted by nightfairy
are we in the dark ages or am I just stoned? (get it-get it? ;) )


off topic:
i get it :p

[Kolo al'Jaden]

If you don't get it,
You are as smart as shit, (gotta stay in time with the ryhme)

[Arawis]

if you think your smart,
better get a head start,
else youll be finished with,
as fast as a pop-tart

[Kolo al'Jaden]

Those vile toster treats,
Are nasty as hell,
Id much rather have other eats,
Like the cookies you bake so well,
I would eat them all and save you none,
I hope you wont cry,
Cause thats never fun,
But then again I am known to lie

[Arawis]

interesting that you would say,
my cookies are really good, cuz hey!
a forum over you called them bitter,
you really are a lying critter

[chronodmin]

.

[wendy]

No one messes with Arawis
our little wotism pin-up miss
to get to her you come through me!
Kolo mate, just wait and see!

and before we start get one thing straight
no one owns me, got it mate?
you seem ok as far as things go
though the shine off your ass is more blinding than snow

But now you gotta learn your place
I think that your from outer space
a planet where the sillies grow
with your tail down, back you will go

and chrono, nightfair, join the fun
stop acting so aloof and plum
I know if you post long enough
you too will fill with battle lust

[The Tourist]

Sorry to interrupt
But I wanted to ask "what's up?"
After all, I'm just a Dwarf
Who's arrived from way up North

Now tell me just one thing:
Which one of you has the ring?
I was told it has great power
and that it's pretty like a flower

If no one gives me the ring
Then my axe I shall unsling
I'll slit your weakling throats
And slaughter you like goats!!!

P.S. Mwahahahahahaha!!!!!!

[PakMakaveli]

Stop the game
Kolo get out of the ring
Your talent is weak
Like Bush trying to speak

Shut it before you get some heart problems
Better look to God to solve 'em
Here you have no friends
Your the fiend
Disturbing our green
Only way to restore the peace
Is to divide you into three

Send those peace North, South, and, East
ANd your ego's too big
So we sent it west
In the direction of Texas
Hicksville at its best

So getgone
Right now you see the calm
Before the storm

You have been touched
So see the light
Before you lose your life
Cuz I am back
Ready to fight

[Kolo al'Jaden]

Why such animosity PakMaK?,
Do you think that my skill will lack?,
My tounge is a blade wielded strong,
Trouble me and you won't last long,
Your crys for mercy, I will not hear;
Wendy my wench get me a beer,
For my battle will be long but not so tuff,
I will make your manhood disapear in a puff,
Your O' so shrill a cry will make me smile,
I will toture your for quite a while,
Just to hear your screams of pain,
Then will I leave your body slain,
Everyone will piss till there blue,
And your corpse will be used as the lue,
And never forget,
I own you you piece of shit,

[LaughingTurtle]

"Everyone will piss till there blue"

I believe i speak for everyone when i say HUH?

you have some good rhymes, and ideas kolo...but sometimes you just downright make no sense.

[wendy]

LOL well at least he didn't tell Nightfairy and Chronodmin they were acting "plum" hehe I have no idea what THAT means, but it rymed and passed as colloquial. Thats one advantage of being a foreigner :D

[Kolo al'Jaden]

It means that they are going to pea on PakMak's corpse... duh... stay with the ryhme guys

[LaughingTurtle]

I'm sorry Kolo, but we can't read your mind (thankfully ;) ) so you see next time try to be less cryptic. (or in this case just leave it out all together...)

[Kolo al'Jaden]

"Very Well Turtle Man,
Your little interuptions go well with my plan,"

"Lew Therin's Reign"

Death and Grave hold naught against I,
But shurly the world will die,

My furry unleased like a ragging rain,
Those who oppose me shall feel pain,

I stand to mountains and they quiver,
I face the gods and even they shiver,

I alone shall rule until the sky sings no more,
My name brings fear directly to the core,

The heavens quake with my stare,
All of existance is my lair,

I am the Lord of the Morning till the sun does fade,
When my blood protects my people, the price is paid,

Let it be done~

(before he became crazy.... but still suits my challenge to any and all)

[The Tourist]

War war war
Such a bore bore bore!
Don't break the law law law
Or you'll be...erm...sore sore sore!

[chronodmin]

.

[wendy]

hehe I like the theme stuff



she is fluid clarity
reflective eyes
any colour you choose
but not her own

let her wash you clean of bloody war and death

feel her cold fingers slide down your bare skin

for a moment free you of long past or recent sin

but remember
she is never constant
both corrupt and pure

plunge into her virgin depths
crawl out of her tainted sewers

sunlight calls her to the air
you cannot win against the mists
against the waves
against the tempest
against the tiny pebble smoothing creek

be warned now and ever
I am she!
I am the water spirit
and I'll get you wait and see!

[chronodmin]

~ wow i feel like going swiming now wendy~

~ bows to wendy ~ excellent poem

[The Tourist]

"crawl out of her tainted sewers"

I like that :) great poem, Wendy.

Oh, and "you cannot win against the mists" is great too. Kinda reminds me of a Radiohead lyric, "Gravity always wins."

[Arawis]

Originally posted by PakMakaveli
ANd your ego's too big
So we sent it west
In the direction of Texas
Hicksville at its best

hey! i resent that! hicksville at its best would be kentucky!!!



jajaja but seriously, send it somewhere else. like idaho. :p

and, kaj dear, you cant face down pak, he STARTED this thread

nice chrono, wendy ~bows~
(btw wendy, thanks for stickin up for me ;) )

[Kolo al'Jaden]

I can bash whoever I wish Dragon of Blue,
Anyone at all, except for you,

All the people that face me will be slain,
Regardless of the builder, this is my domain,

I will tower above the Mountians of Mist!,
Yet extend my hand to the weekest,

Honor and Virture is my creed and cry,
To save those truths I would die,

My axe shall battle all of the dark,
From Chrom to Pak there lives will be stark,

Swinging with great lunges of Valor and Justice,
I alone must face this,

The battle that they bring will come swift and leave just as it came,
For in the Rage of blood my axe I cannot tame,

Striking down the shadow and evil that stand in the way,
No Dark shall prevail this day,

So let it be done...

[nightfairy]

Originally posted by PakMakaveli
Send those peace North, South, and, East
ANd your ego's too big
So we sent it west
In the direction of Texas
Hicksville at its best

Actually, we have a Hicksville, NY about 20 minutes east of where I live on LI. Go figure. :dozey:

[Arawis]

interesting...theres a Cut 'N' Shoot, Texas a few miles north of Houston....i just thought that name was funny :D

on a side note: chrono, ive always wondered, what IS that in your avy?

[Kolo al'Jaden]

as in the word of that fat guy in star wars "Stay on Target... Stay on Target" please keep up with the battle or you will be asked to leave this thread....

~Sincerly
Kolo al'Jaden, Lord of The Battle Thread,

[nightfairy]

Uh, yeah, not so much, Kolo. You're merely another warrior here. There are no Lords of This Battle Thread, although I AM the moderator in this forum. :dozey:

Dont go making threats you can't enforce. Its bad strategy. *nods*

[Kolo al'Jaden]

*growls*

[Arawis]

careful, she has fairy dust
~nods sagely~

[chronodmin]

.

[chronodmin]

on a side note: chrono, ive always wondered, what IS that in your avy?

my little imps of the night...

actually it pics of demons i threw together from the comic Darkchylde

[Kolo al'Jaden]

*changes into his Ice Lord outfit*

Your Dark minons hold no sway towards my power,
This will be your evil's final hour,

I banish you and your hounds back to hell,
Your evil and ego will no longer swell,

I seal your prison with my bars of Ice,
With my bears as your guardians you will play nice,

Since when I chop your army grows,
Now I will freeze you with my Icy blows,

You will never escape your prison of dispear,
Because you are evil.... I do not care

[PakMakaveli]

its time for the showdown
Time to settle the beef
Kolo better watch it
He looks like white meat
Pork, yeah thats right
You're a down right pig

You make me sick
Your rhymes are weak
you act like shit
dont deserve to speak

Your pain is deep
Its not hard to see
I've beaten you badly
Now for you, I have pity

Dont stare down the master
Expect a fight
Get ready to die
That is your fate for tonight

So come one, come all
To see Kolo's fall
I put an end to his tales
How fake they are



------------------
on a side note:


To NF, I didnt mean what I said
it was just a little joke
I ask for forgiveness
Hope you dont slit my throat

[Kolo al'Jaden]

The challenge brought,
The battle begun,
Your soul to wither and rot,
This will be fun...

Perhaps you are a worthy foe,
Mayhap you will spill some blood,
Perhaps your death will be slow,
Get Ready For The Flood!,

To crush those who oppose me is an easy task,
I enslave them to my service for all of forever,
And when you are mine in my glory you will bask,
Your soul will depart from your body with a sweet sever,

Evil must flee under my Icy glare,
Run from me O' Dark Lord of Hell,
Else you fall to my snare,
And live the life no one has lived to tell....

[PakMakaveli]

I am an unworthy foe
I will bring destruction to Kolo

Your evil has no chance
Your rhymes just suck
This is your prison
Prepare to get fucked

Every place you turn
You get raped in the ass
I am unbreakable
you are Mr. Glass

You bark like a bloodhound
But bite like Lassie
You belong in the ground
Your clothes too flashy


Understand this
And you will not fail
you have know hope
Your kind will never prevail

A chance to leave
That is all I give
Before I let loose the hounds
And empty my clip

So fuck off
Before you die
Make like N'Sync
go Bye-Bye-Bye

[chronodmin]

.

[LaughingTurtle]

The weak here act new,
The mighty reminiscent of guru.

This turtle ain't king,
but you'll still feel my sting.

I'm no fool to take on all,
Tis kolo's own downfall.

Me 'n pak gonna lay it down,
so nobody will get a crown.

Chrono, an ally i wish to be,
Your rhymes got skill i see.

LT's back in the hood
This time for good.

[Kolo al'Jaden]

Fear is not a emotion I feel,
But I grant mercy if you kneel,

For I will open the heavens and rain down power,
This will be your final hour,

As for you Chrom,
I send you back to your home,

And bind you once again in your Hell fire,
For you semi-skilled battle I do not desire,

Your prison is locked with and Ice Wall,
All your heat will never cause it to fall,

For it is locked with Justice with Honor as its key,
Against those evil cannot find a way free,

So let it be done...

Alas I thought you would be more of a challenge PakMak,
But it is not my skill that is in lack,

Your words are pitiful and boast your unfailing failure,
I will shed your blood across the Icy floor,

How dare you call my ways evil and of the Dark,
When it is of the light and virture that I hark,

Death is not good enough for your sin,
Pain is the only way through which I will win,

I summon the powers of my Icy Sword, Frost,
I will destroy you at all cost,

I would forsake my soul to see you freeze,
But you will be defeated with much more ease,

I will have your screams echo in the night,
All the wrong you have done, I will set right,

Truth be my standard as I speak it so,
I will watch as from your eyes black tears flow,

So let it be done...

Finally I come to you oh Turtle of the Laugh,
Once agian you come down my path,

Will you run as you often did before,
Should I help you to the door,

Or will you stay and fight till the sun sets red,
When in your twisted shell I will sled,

The world of Ice is my Palace and cold my Domain,
All that have rose against it have been slain,

You have fled many times with you head in you shell,
This time I will banish you to hell,

I will send the winds of Ice to attack,
Since your cold blooded your speed will lack,

You heart will slow and you will cease to breath,
Then in that moment your testicals I will cleave,

I will chop and take them as my prize,
But it is hard to notice them with their small size,

You will no longer laugh but cry tears of the once bold,
But they will freeze in my kingdom of cold,

You should have stayed hidden for I fear you not at all,
Why is it you only came when there are three to answer my call,

You boast and jest all day long,
When it comes down to it... I sing the victory song,

You are a coward Turtle man,
It will be just like the last time... when you ran,

So let it be done...

[chronodmin]

~falls asleep listening to long rant~

huh? what?

[PakMakaveli]

Kolo
You are not the first
You wont be the last
You are just another
That will suffer
when they face my wrath

So flee in fear
Dont stay near
You should be banned
your rhymes, fake like Brittney Spears

Speak of what you know
Not what you think
Then you will understand
The secret of winning

While you summon your powers of Ice and Frost
You fail to realize
the battle has already been lost

I know what you must think
That I'm all talk
But ask LT
I can walk the walk

Stop the rant of Ice
My words are on fire
Watch your back
Or get choked by chicken wire

You are blind as a bat
You fail to understand
Though you may beat me in poetry
You are not Half the Man

[Cypher]

Cypher has joined the fray
To teach kolo a thing or two
For he has got all night and day
For planning the demise of you.

Kolo, the master of rhyme, may not feel fear,
But he shall know pain when I come through.
For knowing only one rhyme type is queer
And he shall be shown how I cook this brew.



(on side note, this is a limerick, pay close attention Kolo, u may learn something)

There once was a kaj who knew no fear,
But once I struck something that was so dear,
He opened his eyes
In a big surprise
And screamed loud enough to damage my ear.

[Kolo al'Jaden]

Oh Cypher Bird I know of the limerick,
I know all poems thin and thick,
I rule this world with absolute power,
I will freeze your soul within the hour,
And alas I remove your dick,

[Cypher]

OOC (Out Of Context): ok, u may know of the limerick, but u sure don't know what the pattern should be.

[Kolo al'Jaden]

To Pak:

Ask Lt? He is a fool of time,
He has not the balls to face my rhyme,
I serve my turtle with ice and lime,

Bring all that you have Pak O' Mak,
Cause apon you I will lay the smack,
And that is a fact,

You claim to be twice a the man of the land,
Well at least I have sex with somthing other than my hand,
No cookies! For you have been canned,

Bashing and slashing pride is my style,
911 you will dial,
But I will leave you in a shit pile,

Mercy will be your cry,
But apon the winds will your pleas fly,
And when pain has come to make you scream... then you will die,

So let it be done...

[chronodmin]

.

[Kolo al'Jaden]

Ahh.. alas a little skill shows in the ravings of Evil's bitch,
Yet still you think you own my life,
When will you learn that the owing is done by the rich,
I am wealthy in Honor to strike down your strife,

Throw you attacks,
From all sides if you wish,
But don't let your guard relax,
Cause pain to fools I will dish,

LT! Hah... he is a hack,
Running and hiding on the faintest whim,
Come back to face the Lord of Smack,
Where did he go? I cannot see him,

Pak is the only one with any real skill,
But yet he cannot match my power,
He will be the last I kill,
For now it is your Hour,
-------------------------------------------------

Die Chrono! You foolish child!
No matter your age your rhymes are mild!

You claim to be old yet you bite my feet,
Addimit you've lost and say defeat!,

Stealing my lines has gotten me mad,
Soon you will now that you have been had,

March your armys of evil all you desire,
Throw your evil flames of hell fire,

I can block everyone till this age dies,
And into the next where you body lies,

While you have demons at your call,
My Ice warriors will best them all,

Shooting fire will help you not,
For my Ice Kingdom can stand the hot,

Flames and Heat melt not my warriors of freeze,
All your powers are blocked by the shields with ease,

While my army kills your minons... where does that leave us two lords,
I will kill you now while my army destroys your hordes,

You cannot stand against me and win,
For you vile life is corrupted by sin,

One swing with my sword, Frost,
And you will find your head you have lost,

If you claim that chopping you only makes you grow,
I will freeze you with my Icy Snow,

Your flames can dance and flicker and wilt,
You will never get past the Ice wall I built,

Die now, Die slow, Die painfully, For now you must know,
I AM THE ICE LORD KOLO!
YOU ARE MY BITCH! I OWN YOU FOREVER!

[LaughingTurtle]

Listen up frosty,
you can't touch me.
Your stupid cold,
Is get'n old....

My procrastination,
Was for rejuvenation.

I'm back with a paramilitary organization,
Ready to spell out your annihilation.

Consider this a character assassination,
One of symbolic representation.

My mad denunciation,
Is gonna give you ventricular fibrillation,

You've made a serious miscalculation,
With your damn turtle discrimination.

You're as smart as the bush administration,
So I'd better give you an education.

Don't be mess with this corporation,
Or I'll beat you so that you need workers compensation.

Your one salvation,
Is to have the realization

THAT LT IS DAH MAN!

(now back off before i start the castration,
from which there is no rehabilitation.)

[PakMakaveli]

Kolo
I dont even bother to read your post
All you do is boast

About the skills you say you possess
your rhymes are disorganized
what a mess

So stop with the frost
Or you'll get tossed
Tie your hands with floss

Make you hang from a tree
beat you with a bat
Dont test me
Or I'll go gangster on you ass
--------------------------------------------------------------

Similar to the godfather I am
Chrono, LT and Cypher; my hitmen

Take you to the toll booth
And just let loose

A barrage of bullets
just for you

Scratch that

I bring presents to you home
giftwrapped bombs and chrome

Your magic is no good here
This is life
You girl is my whore
Stop bitchin and just take the dive

[PakMakaveli]

ok
I gotta stop this


Kolo, you are no match
why you choose to battle - I dont know

but all you do is humilate youself here
I dont like to make fun of people that are no challenge

I fell pity for you, so just leave

You are welcome to come back when you actually have skills

[Kolo al'Jaden]

Pak you little whore,
Your skills are poor,

You think to show me what for,
It is time to slam you out da door,

For your ravings are a bore,
Yet you keep giving more,

Reading them is a chore,
You can never defeat me for I am am rhyme to the core,

Your words wouldn't even help Al Gore,
Go back to the kiddie store,

And get one of those rhyme books you so adore,
Come back when you learn how to soar,

Cause I can't read anymore of your crapy lore,
So kiss the floor,
--------------------------------------------------------------

The Laughing Turtle has come back!,
No longer hidden from my smack,

He comes with a decent rhyme,
But it will not save him this time,
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
From me your knife better keep away,
Threaten to chop my cock off and you will pay,

For the race of turtles I will slay,
Apon I shelf will I have a shell display,

But yours will be in the center of the aray,
And that is where it will stay,

You can come against me any day,
At last you put some skill in the fray,

Still I will bash you till the month of May,
Where I will dry your skin with a sun ray,

You can continue to delay,
But all you do is play,

You hide some skill if I may say,
But your verse is still gray,

You go about the wrong way,
I will have to show you how to flay,

Oh no... I have to hit the hay,
For tonight will be another lay, ;)

Good Day!
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Oh and PakMak... Don't bash my girl anymore... lets leave the innocents out of this before it really gets personal.

[Cypher]

And so a vote has been sent out this day
On whether Kolo al'Jaden should win
The replies came in and startled all
For it was unanimous among horses and men
Everyone and more voted nay

[Kolo al'Jaden]

Cypher, Dear, Cypher,
You are not the one that decides who will win this day,
Leave that to Mistress Nightfairy cause she has the final say,

[PakMakaveli]

Kolo
--------------
Like I give a fuck about what you say...

When will you begin to comprehend
I can already see you will bend

Your front is strong
but your soul is already gone

Your heart is cold
your head is thick
stop your ranting and raving
you make the people of Wotism.net sick

so here it is the last round
You keep on getting knocked down

Unable to get up
I can see you stuck

The pure fear in your eyes
Yes, its what you try to disguise

In the back I hear a roar
~I, I just cant win~
At first, I thought it was Bob Dole
I look to the back only to see Kolo

So this is a war
Time to settle the score



in fact...
Fuck it, you are not worth the time
I should just my little homie beat you with his rhyme





















I squash the beef.....

Have a Blessed Day, Thank You

[chronodmin]

:D

and soo they all begin to fight and yell..
it's starting to resemble hell

when i have some time in the next couple of days
i think that i will have something to say

but now school has begun and i really have to run

[Cypher]

Kolo in all ur fear

[insert puny rhyme here]

Guess that takes Kolo out
For he cannot beat that bout

[Lews Therin]

1, 2, buckle my shoe,
I must get offline, for i must take a poo.

beat THAT!!!!! :D

--Lews Therin

ps. cool avey, chrono :)

[Kolo al'Jaden]

Try you best,
I will never rest,
It will be a dying feast,

You can come one and come all,
Come short and come tall,
I will never fall,

Pak is out,
He had doubt,
And he dare call me a lout!,

Face it guys I will never stop,
Throw at me all you slop,
But I will not drop,

So let it be done...

[wendy]

flickers of a dreaming flying far and flying fast
lure me to places where the peace can never last
a flare of burning conflict where the poets congregate
showing off their swearwords with a deal of nasty haste
lowering myself is not a thing I like to do
but I always do it, who'm I kidding? nope not you
so I spose I have to fight someone to join into this throng
but without a mouth I have a thought I probably won't belong
cos I think thats all it takes to kick your silly swearing bums
but your mouths will be soapy if I call and tell your mums!
so I think that I'll just do it, I'll just pick up this here phone
watch out all you rudies! Your ALL going home!

[PakMakaveli]

When will Kolo understand?
A blindfolded man

Out I never Am
I just realize who I am

I look to the lord
He gave me the sword

And he gave me speech
I now use it for good

Spread the love
That I now feel

Through the darkness and the hate
He stayed by my side
never let me cry
Kept me dry eyed

And when I got weary
He kept me clean
So I only owe him
Not Kolo the fiend

------------------------------------------------
Understand that there is more to this game
then it may seem
Im no static character
Dont try to be mean

Change my ways for the good




Like 2pac Said:
"And still I see no changes"
Kolo and other racist faces
Though they try to bring me down
Im too high up to fall
If you dont realize that, then you're a clown


Feel the pain, feel the joy, Im a man, was never a boy

-----
yes, yes, not really a poem and certainly not a battle poem
But this was something I just had to say. Kolo begin to realize that I was never like you. never could I fall to such a low level.
You have a name that even the devil doesn't wish to speak.

[Kolo al'Jaden]

The Devil dare not speak my name,
For he knows it will summon my rage,
The wheel weaves as the wheel wills thus begins a new age,

PakMak chooses to stop,
It is your choice to make,
I withdraw calling you a cowardice fake,

You were a good challenge to face,
For you skills are not weak,
And I pray you a good journey to whatever you seek,

I lay down my sword and honor your name,
Thus I hope to make peace at long last,
Let us forget the war we had in the past,

And let us go forth into a new era,
Where Pak and Kolo get along,
And forgive each other when we are wrong,

Though this war was not started out of spite,
It turned that way,
Lets all have a nice war starting this day,

So let it be done...

[Kolo al'Jaden]

Does no one continue the battle while I am gone,
Very well then, I am back, Now bring it on!
(keep in mind this thread is for battle poetry, but lets keep it friendly)

[PakMakaveli]

first off, kolo, nice signature.

Anywayz....

Picture the story
A man name Makaveli
Standing with his gun by his side
In the middle of an oasis
Ready to die

Arab sand
Stronger than any man
Paki guns
Tried and tested

Watching the world get molested
I see the tears of fear
Flooding the world like rain
With everything to lose
And nothing to gain

Red is all He sees
Down on his knees
Under the street light
Praying that he would die tonight

Its the fog and filthy air
Where no one would dare
To challenge Makaveli tha Don
Mafia family, so you know its on
Make the Godfather look like Chris Farley
Dead and gone

[wendy]

Kolo and Pak joined togeteher
the world could not face
such a tether
it must be stopped
now and now
before their might is joined in power

I must away, no time is left
but when I return
this alliance I'll cleft
united they'l stand
divided they'll fall
I'll get them apart
dash it all!

[Kolo al'Jaden]

What bond can be broken that is formed in blood,
A battle fought, a battle lost,
No winner, yet at what cost,

Peace between the minds of men,
New rhymes to be made form Lady to Lord,
I draw my pen and sheath my sword,

Wendy, Maiden of the Rhyme,
You come against me when I am ill,
Defend my attacks or your pride I will spill,

I respect your skills in words and verse,
A challenge made, a challenge met,
The winner will be decieded yet,

To break apart somthing that may not exsist,
You think you know what I alone am privy to,
Tell me your facts young gumshoe,

When the Goliath faced the famer he was done for,
His blood was spilled,
His head removed and family killed,

All this was so because he held such pride,
Off to battle we ride so defiant,
Yet in the battle remember the giant,

Or you too will be destroyed...

[Travis]

Poetry is not my thing,
A prefer a method with more zing,
i like to read your fight for kicks,
but now, i must slay you with my rifffs.

[PakMakaveli]

Promises are made to be broken
Men are made to bleed
I live my life in the darkness
Pain and anguish is all I need

My soul is scarred
My heart is gone
Just another story
In the crooked world I was born

Let the final chapter be written
The final saga end
Heed this story
That is in the hearts of men

[Thecaptain420]

The Captain420
Back from the black
just to make things sunny
Your brainz are scrambled
I mean your eggs are runny
The moderators back
and you think its funny
But I get so many hoes
while your pickin your nose
I could take a football stadium and fill up the rows
Me an the crew
lookin for you
all your homies with you well were killin em too
I mean were killin their brains
with these lyrical chains
People call us crazy cuz we dance when it rains
And we dance when it don't
And don't ever say you will
Because you probably won't
So I Gotta go
On this @#$! you can blow
An I'm off too the east like Marco polo

[Thecaptain420]

You shouldn't take this serious
I'm serious
Get delerious from hearin this
And run for fear of this
I'm serious
rejuvenate the weariest
Who hear of this
And steer a fist at pessimists
Don't resist I have a list
of all you people that exsist
The exorcist

[PakMakaveli]

Let the devil speak
His lips cant hold my name
The only time he moves is to kiss my ring

Watching my people get burned has made my heart cold
Now you understand why I have told what I have told

Militaristic sadistic minds are created every day
The bombs of enemies turned them this way

Those that try for peace get deceased
Now you know the story behind the middle east

When will they understand
What affects them, affects us
The truth is out there
Not in the press...

[Thecaptain420]

I'm like the sun when it snows
Melting my foes
at the end of the road where the green grass grows
run as fast as you can
cuz it the taliban man
Usama and AL'Qeda
Want to kill you were you stand
A dmocrat hears
What everyone fears
But nothings, done about it until the smoke clears
Its a power struggle in the courts
sadistic sports
That cause all of the problems
and theres no remorse
Social decline is just a matter of course
So we must redefine our political force

[Shadow Angel]

Anybody want to battle?
Or just toss around some mindless prattle?

[PakMakaveli]

im up for a rhyme
if you've got the time

[Shadow Angel]

I was going to start,
But seeing you the senior of this thread,
You take the first part,
After that I will go ahead,

[Shadow Angel]

Will somone battle me,
Or from this thread will I flee?

[nightfairy]

It seems the gauntlet's been thrown down
Are there no mighty warriors around?
It this ambitious newbie all we've got?
Do you others choose to forfeit the crown?
I say to thee Nay, I think not!

The time is now
Show your stuff
Step right up
Show 'em how
you've had enough
you like it rough
you take it tough
you talk the talk
you rock like socks
your logic, Spocks'
you pick their locks
you're sly like fox

ok this should show you why
you're called to battle
to do or die
and The Fairy of The Night
will be the judge
of fair and right
of earth and sky
For altho she rules the eve deluxe
Its clear her battle poetry sucks

[Shadow Angel]

Sux is such a harsh judgment apon you Lady of the Night,
But you are the only one wise enough to choose what is right,

I call apon all brave and brilliant poets,
Any smart asses and all know its,
Come face me and let NF be Queen,

[WFFS]

*coughtryhardcough*

Sorry, just clearing my throat :p :

When shadow cast across the ground,
And annoying posts throughout abound,
Master of the Hordes of E'il,
Must be the cause of such rank spiel.

Be his name Kolo, Darius, anon,
My heart wish that he be gone,
Yea, begone, thou Angel of Shadow,
And leave our wond'rous Wotist meadow!

Thankyou.

[Shadow Angel]

Anyone want to battle once more,
I am bored and open the door,

[WFFS]

And then we will shut it again
Because you are a royal pain.

[James]

wtf is this thread?
from whence did it come?
many months I have lingered here
and of this I have seen none

and now that I do know of it
I wish to take a part
to arm myself with words and rhymes
and thrust them in your hearts

so cast aside what lies behind
and turn your fight to me
a worthy foe, a warrior Poe,
with verbal death for all my foes
and you if you turn on me

(what?!)

[WFFS]

A worthy adversary thou truly art
And so I, with all of my heart
Do beseech you to battle with me
In true honour, and of course, poetry

Beware, however, those of foul mind
You will surely be able to discern their kind
Those that claim the Angels of Shadow
As their allies, will walk in our fair meadow

And try to corrupt our happy life
In stupidity, irrelevance, and strife
So ignoring those of the lesser good
Let us now battle, as gentlemen should!

[Fencing Fool]

I've heard enough, I've had my fill
Complaining, it seems, is your only skill
As far as I've seen, Sha's been nothing but nice
You, however, have spewed nothing but vice
Even if there is something that I did miss
And words have been deleted
I'd rather hear the sound of Death's hiss
Than the crap that you've excreted
So if that's all you have to say
then shut your mouth and let real poets play.

With that, good wotists, I've entered in
To this boiling cauldron of lexical sin
As I've done naught but complain so far
My skill may seem to be subpar
Fear not, thou denizens of starlit skies
And lords of endless night
For I am creating a worthy prize
To give you all a fight
When it is done, we'll have some fun
And see who is the brightest one.

[James]

Then battle we shall,
as challenge accepted, we must.
So the pose I do strike
before delivering the thrust..


To begin I beg caution with a flick of my blade,
and the likeness of an 'S' on your fit-out is made.
Be ware of my speed, my mind it is spry,
a duck and a weave, then behind you am I.

Turn-about, run-about, you cannot catch me,
like the gingerbread man, I am as fast as can be.
and no fox are you, and even if thou were;
A fine scarf I would soon wear, fashioned from your fur

In a blink and a flash I acquire your title,
Beggar I rename you, surnamed Vermin and Wastrel
Your visage I do swather with the waste of a mule,
and while you are blinded I switch to Old School

You wana taste this? punk?
even my grandmother drunk
could knock a hole in your face
like a hoop then just slam
dunk
like a drunk
your stum-b-ling
through the funk
of the smoke that I toke
on the same boat I sunk
in my sea of rhyming and eloquency
where you drowned like the rat
and the cafish they feed
as you bleed on your knees
crying please have mercy
so I stop. and you drop
head spinning like a top
and maybe you'll get up
and sling some shit back
in a hopeless attack~~
~~but I'm all that, and a dime stack. where's ya paper at?

;)

[Shadow Angel]

At last there are those that can strike the pose,
To stand and deleiver a battle,

I am ready to parry verse and curse,
And unleash the hordes of hell,

My words are weighted, my anger sedated,
To keep the rhyme war pure,

Dance the Dance of Death with me and from your pain will you be free,
For I shall take your soul to the realm of nevermore,

Feasting the victory is just short away but not today,
For now the battle I must leave,

Beckoned by a love dear to me I flee,
To kiss her before the scythe strikes you down,

[Raunch]

Shadow try and save yourself
what little dignity remains
For your kind is not welcome here
So run away in shame

See you are right about being we tod did
but what you forgot to add
was the sofa king we tod did
That you should now add

Your wrinkly little skelatal ass
with light shining through your chest
When you decide to post on here
You should expect a literary death

So next time you put your boney fingers
on the computer keys
Know that I will be waiting
to bring you to your knees

[Raunch]

I'm waiting here
for your counter attack
but just as i expected
you don't have jack

Not a peep, not a sound
not a word, you are bound
By a fear you can't explain
So you shield yourself from the pain

I'm done with you
I wont waste my time
For you have no honor
and you have no rhyme

Goodbye shadow boy
I am moving on
To someone who can challenge me
When its time to get it on

[Fencing Fool]

What's this I see, an attempt with a blade?
Your own demise you surely have made
I advise you to speedily get thee hence
You've just crossed swords with the Master of Fence!

Though I can see you lack the skill for this fight
You are better prepared for taking to flight
Quick feet are best for running away
Which you will be doing, by the end of this day.

Your verbosity's velocity is painfully slow
It has the viscosity of rank, moldy dough
It's an atrocity watching you try to flow
Even a turtle could take you out in one go

And YOU, you are not worth my time
You insulted the honor of a good friend of mine
Your attack is heartless and over the line
I'll not waste another small bit of my rhyme

So come all who say they can match up to me
The door's open wide and the price is free
Though be warned, do not think to take me lightly
Or there will be no end of the tunnel to see

[Raunch]

Your name suits you for you surely are a fool
so if you are challenging me you will die in this duel
For you blade is as sharp as your lowly whit
Your rhymes are nothing more than shit

So bring your best to this fight for my skin is thick
and take you blows from my mighty stick
If i offended your friend that's the name of the game
If you want to cry there is no shame

[Cloric The Cleric]

I've lurked in the thread for long enough
Now comes time to see if I've the stuff
My poetry may well pass muster
At least it won't all be bluster

I gaze out upon this new land
And crack the knuckles in my hand.
For those who're spoiling for the fight
I've a willing spirit to try my might.

I will always stand here tall
Even if my words shall fall
So let the feast start, all dig in.
As the Greeks said "let the games begin."

[Shadow Angel]

And it has begun,
Slaying the week is always fun,

To think that you, Raunch, could stand my rhyme,
Is a waste of time,

I can wrap words around you quicker than the flash,
So with these opening words I start the clash,

***
I come riding across the river Styx from Hell,
Bringing your destruction in my wake,
I search you out and find your smell,
Now your life will I take,

Ichabod! Ichabod! I cry into the night,
For from you the glory did depart,
Using my scythe I strike with all my might,
And slash open your heart,

Watching you bleed I grin with glee,
Are you giving in,
Do you flee,
If not come at me again,

[Raunch]

Your scythe is as dull as your feble mind
So you're mistaken if you think i'll run and hide
See you have no hold on me shadow man
So take your boney ass back to the forsaken land

If your strike at my heart is lightning quick
It will save me time from using my bic
For you might get some hair but never flesh
For i am a vipor and i'm the best

[Raunch]

What the matter shadow
What's the delay
are you having trouble
with what you will say

Do you have to reference
Your books of advice
For you've posted once
and Ive posted thrice

So be quick with blows
because you are boring me
just let your rhymes flow
and follow my lead

For i am a word slinger
I shoot from the hip
Hey watch out, too late
I just busted you lip

You remind me of Daffy duck
with you fighting skills
every time you attack
you just smash your own bill

See i can spin, dodge, parry and thrust
I can turn your attacks into dust
So don't come at me with you websters in hand
For i am your maker, and i am the man.

Bluuuuu hahhahahahah

[Shadow Angel]

Raunch you have some small talent,
Even if your rhymes are not the most gallant,
But I do have a life outside of wot,
And parry every day I may or may not,

I never knew a vipor was so quick... :rolleyes:
To dodge something fast as lightning with only a nick,
But if you insisit I will continue in the fray,
To dig a hole where you body will lay,

Slicing at you was a breezingly boring,
Time to use some tricks I was storing,
Cause I grow hungry for blood and yours is first,
Now I will quench my thirst,

Calling apon the darkest arts of hell,
I raise a storm so evil the sky begins to swell,
Pulling the battle ground into the realm of the dead,
Where no mortal can stand long enough to keep their head,

Fight back the minions of the dark,
Watch out for flames and the hellhounds bark,
Beware the orges that love to be brawlen,
Or those of the celestial that have fallen,

My brethren and I are masters of war,
When we are through with you we will be craving more,
But your skill doth not satisfy our appetite,
So with a mighty dose of hell flames I end this fight,

[Raunch]

You don't know a thing about me
except what you read
So let me give you a little taste
of my biography

I have responsibilities and deadlines
lined up in a row
and i meet them all
and still give you a show

I am married
and have beautiful wife
i have a son too
and they are my life

So if you think WOT
is all that i do
you are sadly mistaken
your thoughts misconstrued

I set a little time aside
in my busy day
to get on online
and roast you again

So now i can sit back
and relax for the day
because i know you responce
will take at least four days

So bow you head to me
for you have been beat
and in the words of Charlie Daniels
Lay you fiddle at my feet

Is that your concession
that my ears do hear
I think i'll start celebrating
and go have a beer



x :shattered o :shattered x :shattered o :shattered x :shattered o :shattered x :shattered o :shattered x :shattered

[Thecaptain420]

OH NO
HEAR COMES THE GREY GHOST
Propose a toast a the party
then i slay the host
On Green wheels rollin through weed feilds
24 inches and their spinnin like windmills
Grinnin and the winds blowing, Weed clouds growing
Throwin fists up, when u see the me strollin.
Rollin, fat blunts so swolen, you can see em from poland,
In the All Black tinted mack, youd think it was stolen

[Shadow Angel]

Ahh... Raunch, I did not say you had no life,
And I am sure you take time for you child and wife,
I was speaking of myself and only of me,
Because alot of times I am too busy,

I wage war every chance I aquire,
Now shut the hell up and face my fire,
It burns black like the midnight hour,
For I form it from the Dark Arts power,

Watch as it seers your sight,
Bow before my unmatched might,
You can not stand and face the heat,
Kneel now and admit defeat,

For I am the Lord of the Fallen hoast,
I command Demons, Wraiths, and all the Ghost,
Who are you to come against the Angel of the Dead,
Perhaps you should fight a weeker foe instead,

[Raunch]

You fire looks more
like a puff of smoke
So just ask The Captain
I'm sure he'll give you a toke

Even if you took a hit
It wouldn't work for you
for the forsaken have no pleasure
in anything the do

So mount your flaming chariot
and go back from where you came
and leave this forum to the living realm
who are much more suited for this game

So go back to your goblins
and bumps in the night
For you are losing the war
and you have lost another fight

[Shadow Angel]

Who decides who wins or does not,
For surely everyone who post will think their hot,
The battle then can never truely be won...
And that takes out all the fun.

**There does have to be some way for a clear winner. I think we should call in a judge of some sort. Someone who will go by rhyme and not by personal liking of the battler themselves.... anyone agree?**

[Raunch]

Shadow this is the first time
you have finally made some sence
and i will have to totally agree
that this battle will never end

See we could go back and forth
trading blows with good rhyme
But now i think it's the judges turn
For we've reached the end of the line

[Shadow Angel]

Who shall it be that will judge the fray,
Someone whos honour will never sway,
Fare to all that battle in the poets way,
And on their life will never betray,

There are many that could do that job here at wot,
And quite a few that can not,
I nominate someone I respect alot,
What do that warriors think of Antia to fill the slot?

[Fencing Fool]

Reading the previous posts
will show you this thread's host

[Thecaptain420]

I'll battle you SHADOW ANGEL
attack you from every angle
and strangle Your Vocabulary
Man Its gettin scary
Cuz im roastin your Intentions
Killin, Stabbin, not to mention.
That the Captain isn't playin when hes sayin what hes sayin.
Sit and spit this wicked shit and leave the devil prayin.
But dont go away, please stay.
And ill rip u off some crazy shit every single day.
This angel's shadow, is who I battle. But it really does not matter.
After this is done and finished, Im like a Cowboy in the saddle, Headed off into the sunset, Are we havin fun yet,
Ill Rip you open wide my freind and on this you can bet.

[Raunch]

Hey captain you best get off your ship
cause its about to be sinking
For you have just jumped into the fire
what the hell were you thinking

See don't go messing with shadow man
For he has just been beat
and when I get done with you
You will also taste defeat

Cause I think you've smoked one to many
and you head is not quite clear
Your eyes are glazed go get some visine
and run away from here

I really don't think you're ready
for the assault you will receive
So prepare yourself for what’s to come
and expect no reprieve

For my attacks are quick and deadly
And my words are made of steel
They will slice you right to the bone
agony is all that you will feel

So if you think you are man enough
and want to continue this fight
Just put up your dukes and prepare yourself
A quick one two and its goodnight

[Thecaptain420]

I dont think u understand
just who your fuckin with
Your head is in the sand
and your skills are just a myth
Ill Cut your words in peices
Ill smoke you like a bud
And when the battle ceases
Your face is in the mud.
and ill be pissin on your head
and youll be wishin you were dead
And when you wake up in the morning
youll remember what ive said
So let me haunt your little brain
spit my shit right into the vein
And you cant stand the pain
"a yo the captain is insane"

[Raunch]

I know exactly
Who I am dealing with
A stupid little pissant
Who can’t rhyme worth shit

Now if you want to get nasty
And scrap like a man
Here you go buddy
Feel the knuckles in my hand

As they tear into you puny flesh
And draw a shower of blood
I sit back and watch you fall
As your head makes a thud

Against the pavement and in the dirt
You face is a bloody mess
And if you decide to get back up
I’ll have to show my best

See I’m just toying with you now
Just to pass some time
And if you can’t see it
Then you truly must be blind

So bring your best and be quick
And get ready for me dude
Cause when i get through with your ass
You'll be eating through a tube









**P.S. I like the line about spitting shit into my vein**

[Thecaptain420]

Raunch is on attack
but the Captains coming back
With a bottle, and a sac,
Quick to leave you on your back
Then next thing that you know I got you in the toture rack
Puffin on the dro, While sticken needles in your nut sac.
Ill Rip your skull off, and hang it on my wall,
Nytmare Phantasy, O.G.
And we will never fall.
Skippin through the hood, Man I thought I Told you already,
Rippn on your flesh
With my spankin new meschedi
Like jason
Erasin imitation, phony folk around the nation,
Now your pacin back and fourth,
But i'm showin no remorse,
English 101 man you need to take the course.

[Dregs]

Dregsy rolls a doobie
to share with Raunch and Cap'n
Dregsys getting worried
by the violence of your rappin'

Have a toke, on my smoke,
and chill out, with the Doc
Angry words and angry men
Is not a happy WoT!




Sorry lads, I don't write rhyme.

[Shadow Angel]

I think you did quite well Dregs-a-lot,
Even if you smoke da pot,
At the battle thread you've got a spot,
But to beat me.... not a shot,

***
Raunch and Cap'n battle away,
But I never said defeat,
In the war is where I stay,
Until my victory is complete,

Cap'n I'm tired of your mindless blather,
Thinking you are on the ball,
Even though your skill is negative a smather,
Because you make no sense at all,

Raunch I will never give in,
To your verse of slander and woe,
Do not count me out for I continue to spin,
To battle you my almost worthy foe,

For I am the Lord Hell and the Grave,
No one has the skill of I,
I will lash at you until you cave,
And alas you die,

Then I will take you to my home for evermore,
Where you will live in the land of nevermore,
Where only demons wings soar,
And your screams are heard above every roar,

[Dregs]

In the battle rhyme, you are the man,
You really are a-cooking
But Shadow, that doesn't bother me,
cos i'm much better looking!

:p

[Thecaptain420]

I guess im gonna have to lay it on thick
Shadow angels's picture, looks like hes suckin on a dick,
He Tries to use big words, And says my rhymes are simple,
Your just another nerd,
Ill pop you like a pimple,
I bet you got alot of those,
I bet you wear some uglie clothes,
I bet your, Rich and spoiled,
I bet you pick your nose,
Man Ill hang u from a tree,
so that everyone can see,
Ill Be, standin in your yard in the middle of the night,
leather gloves on tight,
and y know,
I already got u in the motherfuckin gunsight
You think I wont, But I probably might,
So let me speak the way I speak,
To all you Word happie freaks,
Come up on the website, Soundin like some geeks,
This aint no harvard shakespear battle,
Keep it Real, Ill rip u in a simple way, I know you feel.
You Try to use big words, and you still sound like shit,
I keep it basic, and I curse, But you are not even legit,
So Try to Sound cool, With your Overactive Rap,
But when you wrote, I bet you had a dictionary in your lap.

[Raunch]

Hmmm, which one of you
Should I pick on first?
The doper, the hippie,
Or the man from hell

Because none of you
Have what it takes
To make it through
Till the final bell

Hey captain I’ve seen better rips
In a pair of jeans
You call yourself the King,
But you look like a queen

And Shadow's right
Your rhymes are simple
I bet you are 15
With a face of pimples

Now Dreggs don't think
You are safe from this guy
But I’ll try to keep it gentle
So you don't break down and cry

Cause I know you are sensitive
And your feelings might get hurt
You poured more fuel on my fire
And you happened to get burnt

Shadow I’ve saved the best for last
You are a worthy foe
But I still say that my rhymes
Steal your grizzly show

Your fire, brimstone
Potions, and skulls
They begin to bore me
They become so dull

See what you lack
Is some originality
You stick with one thing
And that’s all that you see

You have the blinders on
And you see nothing else
So try something different for once
Try to improve yourself

It was so damn easy
To juggle you three
So now I will be going
Because I have to pee

But believe me when I say
That I will be back
For I know you will mount
Your feeble attack

[Shadow Angel]

Heh... Cap'n you make me laugh to tears,
Your vocabulary must be utterly terse,
To not understand the words of my verse,

Shakespeare was a brilliant man indeed,
To bad you spelled his name incorrect,
Ahh but you are from Kentucky so what should I expect,

"Aint no" is a double negitive good sir,
Meaning the oppisite of what you intended,
So that is another attack I have defended,

And that is not a penis in my avatar,
It is a microphone just to make it clear,
And unlike yours, my voice is something people wish to hear,


Raunch my style is steadfast and clear,
But because its a wish from you,
I will try something new,

I'll put away the sycthe and draw my real life weapon of choice,
So from the scabbard do I unsheath the sword,
I will subdue my dark powers and praise the Lord!

For it is by his might that I will conqure your verse,
With his holy justice I will destory your battlement,
And under the edge of the Sword of the Spirit will you repent,

I am so filled with a holy rage,
Christ must send angels to hold me back,
Lest I eat your flesh in my attack,

Raunch and Captin come again if you dare,
And with that threat I finish my post,
I also end my service with the Lord of Host,

It is back to the Dark Side with me,
Unless I decied to suprise with a diffrent approach,
Something you puny minds could never hope to broach,

Tchuss!

[Dregs]

Oh what fool you are,
Capn, you silly goose,
Your words don't flow, there is no flair
This will be your noose.

Just relax, and let it go,
this for you I yearn,
There is much you know
And so much for you to learn.

As for Raunch, you love to rile
Ranker, burn and scald,
But I think, your not so vile,
I think your going bald.

Maybe, Raunch, you "micro" man
(In more ways than your job)
Your doing all it is you can,
To cover up your Knob!

As for pot, No more for me,
And never anymore,
I wanted you to chill, you see,
And this I still implore.

And Shadow-man, if Gods your word,
Then I am truly free.
For God has no power over bird,
Or sky, or earth or tree.

Don't look in heaven for all thats good,
Theres more on earth than Gods great blunder
Look to Nature, if you would,
For what is truly wonder.

ANd now I leave you, and let you go,
I never had a running
I might have verse, don't you know,
But Raunch and Shad, I have not your cunning.

*My moneys on Shadow-Angel, if there's a judge involved)

[Thecaptain420]

Dr. Dregs Likes to blow smoke up shadow angel's ass.
They have sex, Every Sunday, In the Bathroom after mass.
They have a friend named Raunch, and there is none Gayer.
If there Was a place Called Faggot Town,
He would be the Mayor.
They Chill up in a Crackhouse, and give each other head.
And they like to steal another person's rhymes that they have read.
Every couple weeks or so, they have a queer convention,
Were they Go around and spread their Homosexual intention.

Hey Raunch,
If what I saw you Say is true, those Jeans were REALLY torn,
The Cops are on the way dude, hide your kiddie porn.
Shadow Angel,
I think I saw you Once, I do recall.
Or was it a reflection of my ass in the mirror, on the wall?
and Raunch,
I Don't think you understand the plot,
I'll seperate your atoms with the rhymin skills I got.

[Molimo]

And like a pidgeon dashing in
My eyes are blearly, my rhyming grim
But nevertheless, I'll take part
In this most deadly, devious art

I think I'll try you, Angel of Dark
And aid Raunch and cap'n in this lark
I'll play you at your game
Your Lord of the Host is utterly lame
For the master I serve is one you know not
Now duel, for so far it is well fought
But surely us three and the forces we wield
Can batter down even your mighty shield

((Heh, my money's on SA too. Seeing as I can't actually rhyme...))

[Dregs]

What have you got Cap'n?
Nothing, poor imitation rappin'
You think your cool, you think you're "it"
You're nothing but thick pig shit.

You simple fool (to borrow the term)
I think you are a waste of sperm
An abortion not completed, not quite yet
But not to long, I'd like to bet

You'd like to call me a fag or queer,
but thats the thing I'd expect to hear
From a little inbred shit,
Get a gene pool and get it quick.

All that rage that you spew forth,
makes me think thats all your worth,
But now i leave you to rant and rave,
About dregsy and all he gave.

Bye bye you pencilneck.

[Thecaptain420]

Im Like Tupac, Cuz you Bitches Can't See me,
Yall, Are Three Wishes, and I,m A lose genie,
Your Nothin Without me,
You Doubt me As I Rout Thee.
Even With Bad Grammer, I can Descimate you three,
I smoke Weed With The Devil,
And unless your on the level,
I will Kick you With the Base, And Smack you with the treble,
My Tool For Mass Destruction,
Is A Lyrical Constuction,
You Three Are All Disgusting, And Your Style is old an rusting.
And This never Will Be over till I make it to the Top,
Or at least until Im Sober and my Fuckin music stops

[Raunch]

Hey Dreggs let me give you a lesson
In biology 101
You are that slimy surface
Known as pond scum

And ya i am balding
But that only means
that i am more highyl evolved
I'm higher on the family tree

See hair is what the cavemen used
to retain their body heat
And when your dad shot his load
It should been in some bleach

Bleach is a wonderful thing
Beacuse it breaks down cell walls
And when you decide to reproduce
You should give the CDC a call

Because you are like a festering wound
That needs to be relieved
You are a boil on the ass
Of our great society